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Trafficaca

that Trafficaca was i ever saw!!
by trafficaca May 2, 2020
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Traffic Cone

A plastic cone, usually orange, with a wide flared base which is used to divert traffic on roads when maintenance work is being carried out.

With both practice and judicious lubrication a traffic cone can also be used as an anal dildo by sitting all the way down on one. Unfortunately due to the curled edge most traffic cones have at their top end, there is a risk of them becoming lodged in the anal canal.
Abeer: “Have you heard the news about my favourite rapper T Pain?”
Gabe: “Yeah he sat down on a traffic cone and needed surgery when it got stuck!”
Abeer: “I heard he’s changed his name to T Cone for his newest album”
by ReferToMedics May 30, 2020
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Look at her eating the Tiffany Edmond Special, how childish.
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Tiffeld

John was so tiffelded by the heroic acts committed by Joan of Arc.
by TheMrJ June 9, 2020
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tariffy

1. To frighten, to alarm or shock with fear of fiscal harm.
2. To baselessly bluff another government with illegal trade tariffs.
3. To single handedly and completely f&*#^&k-up a global economic expansion.
4. To bully through trade tariffs by messing with your own farmers and destroying you own export markets.
"Oh Donald, you tariffy me, and are so tarrifying."
by Emjayo'see September 18, 2020
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tiff

A useless idiot in Kirby Right Back at Ya who is so unhelpful. Tiff is basically the Peach of Kirby. She is so useless.
Friend 1: "Hey how's watching Kirby Right Back at Ya going?"
Friend 2: "It's good but tiff is so goddamn annoying."
by A tiff hater November 2, 2020
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Traffic Vulture

British slang for traffic wardens who prey on innocent citizens especially when they only parked up for a few minutes. This often has a wider effect on society than people may realise.
Citizen: I only pulled up for a minute to drop a bag off at the charity shop and a swarm of traffic vultures came to my car. Now I'm going to have to pay £100 to line Croydon Council's pockets!
by Hugh Woat Meigh November 16, 2020
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