Tim

Funny yet idiotic in the same sense. Extremely childish and WILL annoy you at any cost, but is still a great friend. NEVER tell a Tim your secrets or he will struggle to keep them, Tim will always back down in a fight, not many people like him, but those who do try to be as close as possible. He struggles with mental health, but he knows there is someone who’s cares, he doesn't think he deserves it though. He is a loving person and people find him funny, if your close to a Tim, don't try to get away because he is a great person and will always make you laugh or cheer you up when your sad, even if he doesn't know it. Tim is an amazing person but struggles with trust, if a Tim trusts you, don't betray it because its one of the worst things you will always regret.

Person A: "Have you met Tim?"
Person B: "Oh, you mean that funny yet somewhat erratic guy? The one who can be really childish and annoying, but somehow manages to be a great friend?"
Person A: "Exactly! He's the one. I heard he struggles with mental health, but he's still such a loving person and has this unique sense of humor that people find irresistible."
Person B: "Yeah, I've heard that too. And you know, if you're close to a Tim, he'll always find a way to make you laugh, even when you're feeling down. It's like he has this natural ability to cheer people up."
Person A: "Definitely. But I've also heard he has issues with trust. Once he trusts you, you better not break that trust, because it's something he values deeply."
Person B: "Got it. So, Tim's a bit complicated, but there's something special about him that draws people in despite his quirks."
Person A: "Absolutely. He's one of those people you can't help but be intrigued by, even if not everyone may understand or appreciate him."

by PsychoUnicornYT August 19, 2023

tim

tim a huge fucking simp that won’t stop dumping over katelyn

dude tim stop simping over katelyn i know you love her a lot you have to stop

by anonymous November 22, 2021

tim pool

Any small spherical fecal bolus within the rectum left after a premature contraction of the external sphincter. In general, this refers to a bolus that is too small to exert sufficient intrarectal pressure to trigger its own evacuation but large enough to be perceived by the individual. Upon subsequent rectal packing, and because they have become necrotic with age, these tend to form a black cap, much like a stocking hat, at the leading end of the next stool.

Bryan, I had to cut-off off that last shit early because I was going to be late for tennis practice. I didn’t get it all out and hence, a large tim pool will be first out tomorrow morning, black-capping my morning’s turd. I can’t wait to see it.

by Clay Corbin January 24, 2025

tim

(n.) plume of ass dust that arises from a baby fart while powdering their bottom.

(v.) “to tim” to emit a plume of dust from one’s ass

Man, did you check out the baby’s tim on the changing table?

Yeah, some of that tim got in my mouth!

by 3mschnizzle84959274 July 31, 2021

Tim

A stupid whore ass stupid ugly bitch fuck who is a cheater and is annoying and self centered never talk to a Tim because he will be a jackass for no reason

You see that dick his name is probably Tim

by Faintedly August 7, 2019

Tim

A "Tim" is a collective noun which refers to Hello Internet podcast listeners. The name was originally coined by CGP Grey, co-host of Hello Internet in "H.I. #7: Sorry Language Teachers" at 52:40, referring to the fact that there could be a listener called Tim listening to the episode in an airplane.

The Tims are messing around on the Hello Internet subreddit again!

by TimFoolery June 3, 2020

Tim

A guy who is probably over fifty, looks super scary, is funny as fuck and is also divorced.

This is Tim: He's is a man.

by BillyBobReuben March 3, 2022