Frozen toilet paper

What you will need after a very spicy meal.

Boy am I glad I have a fresh roll of frozen toilet paper waiting for me at home. This salsa is ripping through me.

by CT Jared December 2, 2010

easter paper dispenser

The seasonal lawn presence of paper appearing products displayed on large wooden cross members.

You ok?
I am now.

We just crossed the 8k marker in the race and you disappeared.
Yeah. Burritos caught up with me. Luckily there was an easter paper dispenser near by to wipe my ass.
Close one!

by YAWA April 20, 2021

oh-shit paper

the last piece of toilet paper that left after doing "the deal"

i was stucked at the public-toilet for an hour cuz' there allways an "oh-shit paper" on there

by Yoni zabari February 20, 2007

Fuckin Word Papers

Legal documents

"Fuckin word papers! Bubbles will you give me a hand with this readin' shit please?"

by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 28, 2018

toilet paper goblin

When you’ve just had an epic poop and you realize you are out of toilet paper so you hunch over and waddle to where you keep the toilet paper

Oh my gosh, Jon just took a shit and there was no toilet paper! He turned into a toilet paper goblin and went to go find a roll!

by Fridacatmom October 25, 2020

good on paper guy

The good on paper guy is the nice man with everything you should want, but who you always leave for an asshole who owns nothing and doesn't have a checking account

Sweetie, he was the perfect guy!

Yeah..... good on paper guy.... Drake is SO MUCH HOTTER even though he's such an jerk!

by Ellen1983 July 24, 2008

Killer Paper Boy

Someone who eats paper that then kills it and that person is a boy. And after eating the paper that person becomes a piece of paper that is so powerful it can kill anything in its way.

WHOA IT'S KILLER PAPER BOY HE CAN TURN INTO A MONSTER JUST BY EATING PAPER!!!

by Intellegence January 20, 2021