jessica dream simp

A very cool person and also My best friend who may or may not have forced me to write this, jess is very nice, and kind but is definitely not good at comforting you when you cry.

Me: jessica is a dream simp
Jessica dream simp: no exposing

by Mcytesa September 6, 2021

Jessica Smith

Jessica Smith is a alias on Omegle. If you see Jessica on Omegle, engage in a conversation and do not ask for a snapchat until you two have had a full conversation.

Man #1: Hey, have you heard of Jessica Smith?
Man #2: No, who is she?
Man #1: She's somebody on Omegle who will converse, then add you on snap, then troll you.

by Jessica Smither September 12, 2021

Jessica P

A girl who pees her jeans on demand and leaves wet patches wherever she goes
Loves a good meatball.

Oh I'm busting for the loo, wish I could be like Jessica pee

by Jecca456 August 14, 2020

Jessica Cyr

if you ever find yourself lucky enough to be in the presence of Jessica Cyr then surely your wishes have been granted, as she is only comparable to that of a stunning sunrise across the horizon and the feeling of peace that warms your soul or a stary night sky filled with millions of stars as you try and embrace it all, in one word, breathtaking. Jessica is such a caring and kind soul youll forget any troubles you had, she is crafty and stylish creating things that leave an impression. She is strong willed, smart, wholesome, down to earth and brings the best out in people, if the opportunity arises to be in her presence then cherish every moment as it would take multiple lifetimes to appreciate all she is and will be.

perfection, it must be Jessica Cyr

by EJ's truths September 9, 2025

Jessica

She’s straight up a bitch. Smart at times. Nice sometimes.

“Jessica bitch ass won’t play 8 ball with me.” -lv

by BigdickdaddyLV November 29, 2018

jessica

jessica or jessica kitrell is a Kelis Hawkins but taller with dimples and obsessed wtih i-pads

hailey: gurlll
hayley: what gurlll
hailey: guess what gurlll
hayley: what gurlll
hailey im 6'5, like memes
hayley: so ur a jessica gurlll

by GIRRAFE THE DONUT July 30, 2019

Jessica

The Goddess voicing Lexington Ave trains, iykyk.

Unfortunately, the morons of the MTA decided to implement Dianne Thompson's announcements on "The Next Stop Is" and "This Is", ruining our childhood.

Railfan 1: bruhhh Lexington isn't complete without Jessica man we need her back!
Railfan 2: Good luck with that, knuckleheads changed it to Dianne and we're all crying.

by Fuseguy August 7, 2022