Bullshit Armour

Protection from that which is bullshit and toxic.

By chance, I reconnected with someone from the past today but have my bullshit armour on so I won't be pulled in to their lies again.

by Drea0611 February 5, 2019

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Bullshit

Bull activity pertaining to the stock market as a whole.

We better see some bullshit this week

by Jared Holley March 29, 2021

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Bullshit

Most probably whatever it is you are doing professionally.

Dude I have been reviewing the backlog recently. It seems we must circle back and touch base with a session of planning poker so we can better redistribute the story point estimates of our latest feature, im not just doing bullshit I swear.

by Pretend Coder July 29, 2025

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Baby Back Bullshit

when in doubt something goes seriously wrong in your life, like bad, and you need to let it all out yet your body is telling you “dont curse” but you say this (also you had just watched the Baby Got Back music video)

Person 1: Dawg I broke your juul...
Me: Man thats some baby back bullshit

buy me a new one

by yuh tuh muh suh November 28, 2018

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froggerknockle bullshit

The fucking stupidest shit on the planet that Tim and Tony pull out of their ass!!!

Don’t you fucking give me that froggerknockle bullshit, you fucktards!!!

by Fuck the Pack January 19, 2020

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Bullshit lurer

Someone who likes to describe about something inferior as superior or trick his friend to somewhere to pick up somebody the friend does not know.

Hey, I know a place that gives out free food. Come with me to get it. In reality, it’s just some government food or church food that’s about to expire.
Hey, let’s go to Jamaica, I need to do something. When they get there, the bullshit lurer wants the friend to pick up his ex girlfriend.

by Ya mon Jamaica November 23, 2021

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