Term used when you are constipated and your toilet becomes a literal "fighting chair" as you battle with a turd that's trying dislodge your anus from your body. Some fighting chair occurrences have resulted in death or suicides Aka as a "assacide"
by Bdog63643 August 15, 2015
Get the fighting chairmug. a fail involving a chair
1- to lean back on the chair and it falls over leaving the occupant lying on the floor, in a daze
2- to attemp to sit on a chair, but miss the chair and land on the floor
3- to walk past a chair and trip on the leg and face plant
1- to lean back on the chair and it falls over leaving the occupant lying on the floor, in a daze
2- to attemp to sit on a chair, but miss the chair and land on the floor
3- to walk past a chair and trip on the leg and face plant
1- boy 1- "god this class is soo boring" (leams back while
yawning)
*chair collapses
boy 2- "dude, EPIC FAIL"
2- boy 1- "i need a rest"
*kicks chair back as he trys to sit and hits the
ground
"aww man, i just chair planted"
3- boy 1- "ill be there in a sec"
*walks over but trips on chair leg
"owww, damnit my nose"
yawning)
*chair collapses
boy 2- "dude, EPIC FAIL"
2- boy 1- "i need a rest"
*kicks chair back as he trys to sit and hits the
ground
"aww man, i just chair planted"
3- boy 1- "ill be there in a sec"
*walks over but trips on chair leg
"owww, damnit my nose"
by thespirit June 30, 2009
Get the chair plantmug. by femboyoi August 11, 2023
Get the chair kinkmug. someone, probably: I HATE A FUCKING CHAIR AND MAN IT'S NOTHING LIKE A COOKIE
someone else: How did you eat a chair.
someone else: How did you eat a chair.
by chair eater March 4, 2022
Get the Chairmug. .
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025
Get the 《¤》Language《¤》Is《¤》A《¤》Folding《¤》Chair《¤》mug. A comfy cottage chair, often constructed of red cedar. Sometimes incorrectly referred to by the plebeian term "Adirondack chair", as cottages in the Adirondacks were more accessible to the general population.
by cottagecountry June 29, 2015
Get the Muskoka chairmug. The chair in your house that you're allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It's not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained with previous food, beer, wine spills, etc. Its purpose is to serve as an adult high chair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep during their favorite ball games or movies.
"I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me."
by Nacho Burris November 27, 2023
Get the The Wine Chairmug.