File taxes

To masterbate

Sometimes I File Taxes 7 times a week, twice a day

by AndyisBrilliant August 2, 2022

chicken tax

A tariff used to protect local markets.

I can't afford to buy a light truck because of the chicken tax designed to protect us against those cheaper lightweight Japanese truck importers, so instead I'm just gonna buy a subcompact car. Why? Because they suck.

by A bugs's eyes June 16, 2022

Zoomer Tax

When you make the mistake of having your vape/dab cartridge visible near zoomer as and than (if you have any empathy) have to give in to their humble requests “aye bro you got a vape can I hit that” these vape hits are the “zoomer tax”

“I had to stop brining my vape to work bro I keep getting hit with mad zoomer tax bruh these new niggas fiendin no cap”

by OGbrothafromdaeastside June 18, 2022

Stoner Tax

The termed used to describe the fact that common items branded for cannabis use are much more expensive than identical items not intended for stoners.

Damn, that rolling tray is exactly the same as the one at the dollar store but because it has a pot leaf on it and I bought it at a head shop there was a serious stoner tax.

by loopbedoop July 2, 2022

Baby Tax

The tax an older man marrying a younger woman will pay for the luxury of having a younger wife.

Ronald's kids just got out of high school now he's remarried a 25 year old that's going to hit him with the Baby Tax

by Fraz Von Hoffer August 15, 2022

Vibe tax

Extra money paid purely for the vibes

“Should we go to that dinner place that everyone takes pics at?”-Jack

“We could, but we’d have to pay the vibe tax.”-Deepti

by Uncut_jems September 11, 2022

Nut Tax

The monthly tax almost all men have to pay after nutting in the wrong woman and not marrying them.

Jimbo: “Damn, I barely have enough money to pay the nut tax for lil’ Jimmy this month.”
Richy: “Are you talking about child support?”

by GoodRep May 3, 2022