wiener-in-laws

when you see your wife's dad's penis and it looks the same as yours

You: Woah, I saw your dad's penis and it looked just like mine!

Wife: Aw, honey! You're totes wiener-in-laws!

by Britlyn December 8, 2013

law abider

those who abide by the laws.

Law makers should be law abiders at the same time.

by john zhu November 29, 2013

kelli's law

If the IQ in the room, combined, is less than your own - leave.

I invoked Kelli's Law at the last departmental meeting.

by Blaze86 March 14, 2014

law daddy

similar to a stage parent. Where as a male pressures a female into pursuing a career in law that the female doesnt want to have but will greatly benefit the male

girl: i want to be a writer
guy: no, you should totally be a corporate lawyer
girl: that sounds boring
guy: I dont care what you want, I want to live off of your income and not work.
girl: you are being pushy
guy: no I am being a law daddy

by h double December 1, 2010

Maria Law

A title for the radial Christian Evangelical legislative push to force the United States of America to adopt Evangelical Christian ideas and practices.

It is a parallel of the Islamic religious code Sharia Law.

(Maria is Spanish for Mary, the mother of Jesus Christ.)

Tony Perkins, president of the Family Research Council wants to end reproductive rights for women and stop gay marriage; he desires the country be under Maria Law.

by Bobtom February 8, 2012

law graduate

Someone who just spent at minimum 3 years in literal hell to not even be a lawyer. The law graduate is super smart, but not smart enough to avoid law school. The law graduate gets only minutes to celebrate before studying for the bar exam so that they can hopefully become a lawyer.

Make sure you congratulate the law graduate on their J.D. because they honestly have no idea what they’re doing at this point.

Oh, that’s a law graduate now! Not a lawyer though.

by Lawgraduate April 14, 2019

jonny law

A male police officer. hillbilly slang for the police.

Slow down moose, Jonny law is waiting up the road.
Jonny law gave me another speeding ticket today.

by lisarath November 7, 2005