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Joe's Hoes

Joe's Hoes is a facility unto which prostitution is highly active. Joe's Hoes is of course run by Joe himself. Joe's Hoes live by the motto "You got the dough we got the Hoe" and they value hard work and effort. There are 6 spots of ranking at Joe's:
-Joe:runs the entire house and it's hoes

-Co-Joe: helps Joe maintain paperwork on the hoes and the clients

-Main Hoe: the hoe that every hoe aspires to be

-Side Hoe: your everyday "hooker on the street" hoe
-Booty Call: a low rank that only Joseph's Whores could honestly be ranked at.

-Toilet Cleaner: where the term "started from the bottom now we're here" originated from.

Joe's Hoes is filled with loving and trained workers hired by Joe.
Person 1: "I want to get laid tonight but I don't have a girl friend"
Person 2: "Easy dude, go to Joe's Hoes they have the BEST services for a reasonable price"

Person 1: "What about Joseph's Whores?"

Person 2: "HAHA Joseph's Whores my ass!"
by Joe's Hoes June 3, 2014
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male hoe

1) Talks to a numerous amounts of women
2) Has sex with a numerous amounts of women
3) Believes hes a player yet got everyone fucked up
Ex) That male hoe not mine if he talking to Keisha, Megan and Theresa that's there man now. Stacey cant talk to male hoes that doesn't even mix
by $mullah June 5, 2014
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Dope hoe

Any female who will have sex just to get methamphetamine usually because they are broke or just enjoy having no dignity.
Hey you know Alissa, she's the biggest dope hoe around but she is completely oblivious.
by CrackIsWack420 September 26, 2018
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Hoe Topic

Where people go to shop for pornographic products including erotic magazines, fleshlights, dildos, vibrators, etc.
Ben: There’s this store called Hoe Topic where you can buy all the sexual products you need.
Gregory: I’d read magazines.
Ben: Works too.
by gregben February 22, 2022
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hoe-zer

Someone who is in the act of being a hoe,poser,and a loser.
Bill"look at her tring to be all cool."
Me:"yeah what a hoe-zer."
by brittaney k-fed January 22, 2009
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Weak Hoe

A Weak Hoe Is A Female That Talks A lot Of Shit But Can't Handle Herself When Shit Gets Real Therefore She Is A Weak Hoe
SaQuata: Girl You're Baby Daddy Ugly Asf And Y'all Baby Look Like A Rat

SaNotta: Bitch But All You Doing Is Talking Come Get Yo Ass Beat

SaQuata: Now You Wanna Fight Bcuz I'm Stating Facts Oso Petty

SaNotta: You a Weak Hoe.
by BrickMadly February 24, 2015
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shag hoe

“ugh devon really is being a shag hoe today”
by samdog618 January 21, 2020
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