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Boob Blind

When a person is totally blinded by a womans boobs, no matter how bad her personality is or her other features, the boobs make these things unimportant
Dude i cant believe Mary slept with Richards Dad, The milkman, the family Alsatian and Mr Singh from the corner shop........ at the same time, then stole his life savings and married Carlos and he still wants to be with her.

That's because he's boob blind bro, have you seen that rack?!
by MrFlynn January 2, 2018
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Blind service

In the choice is between blind service to the planet and blind service to the horde I’m taking whichever one causes the insulin shortage.
Hym “It’s blind service either way and what you’re doing is just as bad as using fear and compulsion sooo.... maybe everyone will get hungry enough that I may be able to convince them join me in gnawing on your bones 🤷 ♂️ I die either way.
by Hym Iam October 28, 2022
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blind hawk

An act made in black ops descibing when one "acidentaly" kills his opponent with a tomahawk. Trust me its fucking crazy i did this a bunch of times i was in nuke town and i couldn't find my friend and i jus blindly through it from behind the hummer and it hit him on the stairs of the yellow house, it bounced off the book shelf on the second floor and hit him.....boom!! head shot
Dude yesterday while on playstation network i pulled a blind hawk on my friend it was crazy!!!
by bonbonboobiemanzzzzz February 20, 2011
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Blind Firing Mercy

A word given to those who don't aim in Uncharted 4 the only way they get kills is to blindfire.

They use this has a power to get out of any type of danger.
I can't believe I just got rekt by A Blind Firing Mercy.
by Agent 145 December 6, 2018
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Blinds

A derogatory/offensive word used in the place of “curtains”. Mostly offensive towards blind people.
Guy: It’s too bright in here, close the blinds please.
Stevie Wonder: Excuse me, that’s quite offensive.
by yungbob May 4, 2021
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Broccoli blindness

When you are unable to indentify your teenager in a crowd of his friends due to the broccoli like haircut that all teenage boys currently have.
I was at the track meet and totally missed Tanner running. There were like 20 boys out there. It must have been a case of total broccoli blindness.
by Bob_MoneyXX January 29, 2025
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Blind

Blind is a book by your mother. It is about a blind girl named Samantha who faces many trials because of that. In the end some things work out for her like she gets her sight back and meets the man of her dreams but some other things don’t work work out like she goes to jail for murder.
“Hey! Have you read the new book, Blind?”

Did you hear that My Copy of Blind part 2 just came out?”
by Awesomestever July 21, 2022
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