Kellogg Syndrome

When someone is extremely afraid of masturbation. This is in reference to the founder of Kellogg's cereal because he thought that corn flakes would stop masturbation, thought that circumcision was a cure for many unrelated diseases, thought that pain killer sure not be used in circumcision so that it would be like a punishment, and often burned the clitoris.

-I think my parents have Kellogg Syndrome. They walk in on me and lost their minds!

- No way i'm doing that! Its too noisy. My parents have Kellogg Syndrome and would kill me if they found out I beat my meat on a regular basis!

by tyster_gunner June 5, 2017

Kaplan Syndrome

The act of Jeff Kaplan (Creator of Overwatch) playing a game of Overwatch and getting mad at a character and nerfing them until they're useless or unbalanced. This also can be applied to Jeff Kaplan buffing a character (Moira) or not balancing a character (Tracer)...

Seagull: Great, Jeff has another case of "Kaplan Syndrome"
Custa: Again? What'd he do this time?
Seagull: He nerfed Mercy and Genji, again...
Custa: Great.

by theblackjack2003 May 13, 2018

Arkansas Syndrome

Arkansas Syndrome is when a person tends to date/fuck (at least) one of their family members

Person 1: hey Jim wanna go out to eat tonight
Jim: sorry I can't, I'm going on a date
Person 1: oh okay, with who?
Jim: my sister
Person 1: I didn't know you have Arkansas Syndrome

by SangerBanger February 25, 2017

Ilija Syndrome

This is where you plant seeds in your mind to miss the next day of school, once planted you cannot attend school the next day.

Cameron had a serious case of Ilija Syndrome last night, there was not a chance he could wake up in the morning

by helloyeah May 12, 2016

campbell syndrome

When you are just clingy and a fucking idiot

Steve: I think she has the Campbell Syndrome

by Mean Kids of HHS May 18, 2016

Crush syndrome

When someone has a crush on you and you think you like them because you're so flattered.

She's really ugly, I can't see why he'd want to date her. Problably just crush syndrome.

by MLG_pro_69_420_Blaze_it September 18, 2016

Bouchard Syndrome

Patient may present with a proponency to not give a fuck about a damn things, specially all the bullshit happening in this world. Effective treatment are, caffein, alcohol and 2 double cheese burgers with crisp bacon.

Person 1 : Hi how are you ? Person 2 : Fuck off loser (Bouchard Syndrome)

by BMAM September 5, 2016