salts

Most people send a message having “lmao” in it if something I kind of funny, even if they aren’t actually laughing their a** off. Salts stand for “smiled a little then stopped” which makes more sense.

Person 1: “Yo my teacher so stupid I cheated on my test and still pass”

Person 2 “salts”

by bigguccibumtit178 January 1, 2024

Salt Blaster

A word meaning the same as a crack head, somebody that does drugs excessively like cocaine and meth.

Hey look over there at those salt blasters walking down the street.

by armflap3000 March 16, 2025

Salted the Dash

When a person attempts to have sexual intercourse with a jar of Mrs. Dash and ejaculates into it.

Phrase originates from Michael Ian Black's Twitter.

Yeah, I Salted the Dash. She was begging for it. That bitch wanted salt all over her . Then I licked it off her like a bull mastiff.

by tombot5000 September 23, 2010

SALTS

smiled a little then stopped

Friend: *sends sum funny*
You: SALTSSS
Friend : cmon bruh

by misskeshia November 22, 2020

Costco Salt Job

When you split a Costco Chicken bake, shove on half up your ass, then the other on your dick. From there your girl will eat it off for full effect.

Dude what did you do with that girl? It sounded like it hurt.

Oh yeah, she gave me a Costco Salt Job.

by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024

salt lake city

the funniest nickname for a vagina!

"Person 1: do you wanna go down on me?
Person 2: yeah, I want a taste of salt lake city"

by salt lake city enjoyer November 7, 2021

Salt Water Sautle

The punishment or end behavior you get for being a scene stealer in meme, movie, television or real life or video games, phone calls, email and etc.

A salt water salt water sautle

is an actor or actress or real people and etc who draws more attention than other actors in the same scene. They may do this through talent, charm, or artifice.

Randolph got her start in theater and has been a scene-stealer in numerous films and TV shows".

by Smoothie8girl February 28, 2025