Salt Facts

When someone states facts that turn out to be horseshit when looked up

Gopi gazed on the iodized salt in my house and stated with conviction that the iodized salt makes you dumber which turned out to be absolute horseshit when looked up, hence the origin of salt Facts.

by May 22, 2023

to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."

John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 08, 2010

Salt Party

A social event in which every person covers themselves in an inch of table salt and licks it off each other in a penis-alada fashion.

E.g. When Grant has a salt party and covers his ham in seasoning

by Little woody December 13, 2013

Salt slider

When your doing tequila shots and once you've licked your hand and applied the salt. And just about to take the shot someone swoops in and steals the salt right off you hand

When we were out last night I got Leah with the salt slider again. Stole the salt right off her hand

by Groundhogg June 11, 2017

Salt Water

Meaning Cuntwaffle, shady, too faced. Addicted to attention.

Dont pay attention to salt water. It bad for your health.

by opyo December 30, 2020

Salt Lick

The act of sucking the dick of someone who is abusive or toxic, but excellent at sex.

Calder gave me a salt lick

by ✨Bi Panic✨ July 04, 2022

Salt lick

When you sweat so much. It sticks on the taint.

Hey honey, you want to lick my salt lick. You pull down your pants and they get a salty spread

by Dark everywhere. May 14, 2022