he's not my president

a individual or a large group of democrats that can't snap into fucking reality 😀

bob:"wow donald trump is the president of the united states"
cheryl:"no,fuck no he's not my president no matter what!!"

by mmmmlmaommmm January 22, 2017

i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

A random ass auto correct from my phone

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by Imafatasscunt February 6, 2018

That's NOT OK.

When someone does/has something that is socially unacceptable.

"Bob, where did you get that fugly floral comforter"
"My ex-wife bought it."
"Dude, that's why she's your ex."
"That's NOT OK."

by Mar submitted by PDog. January 2, 2009

Snotcorn

An unusually crunchy, salty bugger that tastes somewhat like chewy popcorn. Snotcorn typically needs to age a bit to reach the right consistency.

I was digging for gold, and found some snotcorn.

I like snotcorn because it is sugar-free but mucus-full.

Dude, when we go to the movies, would you like some candy and popcorn? No thanks, I haven't blown my nose yet today, and I think I'll be eating some snotcorn.

by billybobpete August 16, 2009

it's not a game

Used to convey to a friend that something is serious.

An exaggerated amount of emphasis is to be placed on "game."

"Angelica, we bought a gallon of ice cream, a pound cake and a vat of caramel."
"Yo it's not a game." (To be pronounced "gaaaaaaaame.")

by Mos before Bros April 24, 2007

suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick!

A term of multiple uses from sarcasm to passion.

In the heat of dirty sticky love one might say... Hey suck the snottie end of my fuck stick!

In a moment of anger suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick! Bitch!

As I left the room in anger I yelled suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick!

by c blocker April 17, 2011

It's not delivery

The event of the pizza boy stealing your wife.

Ian: I can't believe it wasn't delivery.
Ian: Dear Diary, today I found out it's not delivery, it's fucking my wife.

by Into Thee Abyss January 14, 2010