Flat 3 shuffle

The budgeted ability of the achievement of a swivelly chair

Person 1: “Shoudlve seen me last night, I had to do the flat 3 shuffle”

by Aiden.Fukin January 15, 2021

Stuck Nut Shuffle

When you non-chalantly bend/spread your legs while in deep conversation to unstick your nuts that are sticking to your inner thigh.

I just did the stuck nut shuffle while I was talking to that hot girl over there and she thought I was doing yoga poses.

by Bogu7883 February 27, 2021

Shitter Shuffle

The dance conducted when looking for toilet paper without having wiped your butt. Often when you realise your out and no one is helping you out. Sometimes done is various states of dress, often pants around ones ankles.

Bob: “fear hit, toilet paper out, and I had conduct a shitter shuffle to the closet, awful, awful day”
Chad: “shit happens, glad you got through it”

by NotSorrySorry February 17, 2021

The Columbian Shuffle

The act of brisk walking across Columbia Road on University Avenue in the frozen tundra aka Grand Forks, North Dakota in the middle of winter going to class. Usually practiced when trying to make the light and is a substitute for running so one does not slip with his/her backpack.

{Man slips in the middle of the intersection spilling his bag}

Chris: If he was smart, he would have just done the columbian shuffle.

Ann: Way to icy out to be running across like that...

by Gypsie Nomad May 5, 2010

starbucks shuffle

The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.

Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...

Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!

by icuddabeenacontender October 13, 2010

The 3rd Degree Burn Shuffle

When you suffer 3rd degree burns, but want 1st degree fun! It can only be performed if said person has 3rd degree burns (Obviously). Generally, you can only do this with the burns located on your cock. First, take your clothes off, then squat and shuffle side to side while screaming in pain

Darryl burn his cock doing “ extracurricular activities “ an did The 3rd Degree Burn Shuffle

by Mr.CockBlender January 4, 2023

Kansas city shuffle

Its a type of misdirection, where person A makes it look like person A thinks the other(s) don't know what person A is doing. Then the other(s) try to hide the fact they know and set up a scheme for person A which he falls for(the katalyst). Then at moment supreme set up by person A takes advantage of the other(s) because person A knows they think person a thinks: you don't know.

It takes great patience and endurance to pull this of for for person A has to schemed willingly and has to pretend for a very long time he doesn't know the other(s) schemed him.

Many people don't know this but a kansas city shuffle is often used in the stock market with all of the other traders as victims.

Damn, Volkswagen autogroup pulled a real kansas city shuffle in 2017.

by Kansascityshuffle August 21, 2017