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Salt Settler

There were too many salt settlers in the room so I left.
by M. Lovely Winner March 22, 2022
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salt

a small dicked man, they typically like places like ohio because potatoes go good with salt over all a short man that likes pp
by ilikeavocados September 24, 2020
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Salt Water Shower

(Noun) - to apply cologne, perfume and/or deodorant after having excerted physical labor or spent at taxing amount of time in an office environment.
Oh man, after work I had to pick up my girlfriend and go to her parents for dinner. I only had time to take a salt water shower in the bathroom at work.

sweat shower salt perspiration
by MR. Polo1987 October 15, 2015
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Salt Bush

A bush that resides on a majestic ocean edge. The salt from the ocean sprays onto the said bush.
by Miramount March 11, 2012
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Salts

Salts stands for “Smiled a little then stopped” if you wanna put lol through text, but you really didn't laugh out loud, and only smiled for a second, its perfect
Jerry: Hey look at this funny meme
*Jerry set a photo*
Luis: Haha salts
by SatansMassiveBalls January 19, 2023
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Salted up

Getting a base level drunk the night before a big drinking night to increase your tolerance
Make sure you get salted up the night before the golf trip tomorrow. Don’t want to come in all excited and get overserved
by LumberJones April 12, 2022
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salts

smiled a little then stopped

salts is like lmao or lol
Person A „*said something funny but not that funny*“
Person B „salts“
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