to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."

John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 08, 2010

Salt Water

Meaning Cuntwaffle, shady, too faced. Addicted to attention.

Dont pay attention to salt water. It bad for your health.

by opyo December 30, 2020

Salt Lick

The act of sucking the dick of someone who is abusive or toxic, but excellent at sex.

Calder gave me a salt lick

by ✨Bi Panic✨ July 04, 2022

Salt lick

When you sweat so much. It sticks on the taint.

Hey honey, you want to lick my salt lick. You pull down your pants and they get a salty spread

by Dark everywhere. May 14, 2022

table salt

used as an insult to people who wanna be popular

“Jazmine is such a pick me, she’s trying to be pepper but she’s more like table salt”

by A level December 20, 2023

Salts my pickles

Something that is good or something you really like or enjoy

That was the best movie I’ve seen in years. It really salts my pickles.

by SMaK February 20, 2020

Salt shakered

When a women pokes holes into in a unsuspecting man condoms

Did you hear Jim having a kid . Yeah he got salt shakered .

by Palabras y más allá April 08, 2018