Royal cheesing

When a member of the royal family makes you taste their dick cheese and asks if its poisoned and tells you after that youu ate the smegma

Dude, I totally just got royaly cheesed by prince phillip and it tasted like a rat kiestered fentanyl and sharted it in my mouth

Omg man you just got a taste of royal cheesing

by Jimbooojames June 09, 2024

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Sloppy Royale

To receive dome whilst playing a video game, preferably Fortnite.

Bob: "You wanna drop Tilted"
John: "IDC man, im getting some sloppy royale"

by HAM_THUMPER December 07, 2022

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Royal Houghton

A masturbation technique where you use the rest of your body into a stationary hand and arm

I treated myself to a royal houghton the other day

by Goose396 December 09, 2017

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Royal Goblet

When you get served an alcoholic beverage by a woman, who gives you the first taste by dipping her breast into the glass and allowing you to drink it off of her.

The only way to drink at a party this fancy is to have the royal goblet performed first.

by Dontsearchme69 October 12, 2022

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royal jubilee

n. Any costly over-hyped event celebrating a doomed anachronistic institution.

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Going to the park to watch the Canada Day celebrations? There’s going to be sensible safe fireworks and some mounted policemen pretending to spear Indians.

That royal jubilee! Not likely, eh.

by gnostic3 June 01, 2022

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