reade

You are a reade if you are kick-you-in-the-crotch-spit-on-your-neck fantastic.

Wow he’s clearly a reade! He’s suave.

by FRIENDS IS LIFEEE September 29, 2017

getting ready for class

waking up 3 minutes before, taking a swig of daniels, and forgetting the essay that's due today.

Clayton Senpai: Man i feel like shit today.
Link: You mean you feel like getting ready for class.

by Link Hudgens February 18, 2009

Ciga-ready

When someone is in the mood, or craving for a cigarette.

Hey man, are you ciga-ready yet?

by Tyler Rulli March 16, 2009

Martin-Readus

someone who is the king of all pedophiles. This person can usually be seen hanging around elementary schools stalking his prey.

Person 1: Whoa that guy looks weird.

Person 2: Yeah, you know he's a Martin-Readus.

by Big Yetti June 6, 2011

hot and ready pussy

When your so attracted to a guy that your vagina starts to sweat

Damn that guy gave me a hot and ready pussy.

by Hotnreadypussy August 29, 2016

No stop reading this

Seriously I said to fucking stop. This isn't fucking funny stop fucking reading and vote for other submissions.

I'm serious please no stop reading this it's not fucking safe.

by Pieceofshit43 May 5, 2020

LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE

The saying Charlie Sloth plays on his sound board in Fire in The Booth.

Charlie Sloth:MAD TING *plays sound effect for lets get ready to rumble* LETS GRT READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

by nowwe October 26, 2020