Starbucks Porn

Simple as the name is, porn that involves a Starbucks kink. This type of porn is popular among basic bitches s it involves all their favourite Starbucks beverages.

Damn that was some kinky Starbucks Porn, she had a whole frappucino up her vag.

by WHatspoppinJimbo October 9, 2017

Trump porn

Aggrandizing montages of news clips of Mr. Trumps best moments, watched for pleasure.

After my wife went to bed last night, I snuck downstairs and watched Trump porn.

by tho4m October 14, 2017

tennis porn

When you enjoy discussing tennis so much that a conversation about forehands, hardcourts, balls, and raquet head sweetspots makes you wanna fuck a tennis player preferably with red hair.

After the match, our tennis porn talk had us so excited, we threw down at his place in the Desert.

by Preeti Cohen April 2, 2017

Pixel Porn

Dream's fetish.

Pixel Porn.
Dream's fetish.

by Skelt April 9, 2017

Vegetarian porn

Porn where there is only plants, but no flesh neither animals involved. And humans are animals made of flesh.

Therefore, it is the only non-zoophile porn on the web.

In the best vegetarian porn I saw, a pollen grain got to the stigma of a pistil.

by Pers0nne August 4, 2012

Porn Slam

When you see someone quickly close their laptop screen when someone else enters the room

Hey man, what were you close our chat at 10pm? Aw dude I had to do a porn slam because my mom came in

by Dampornslam October 25, 2011

Porn Chaser

An individual browsing a video-based pornography site who constantly finds more interesting videos among the thumbnails at the bottom of the page. This often promotes a distraction from watching the initial video, and, subsequently, prevents the individual from getting after him or herself as originally intended.

The porn chaser nervously switched from "Saggy Sluts" to "Hardcore Grandmas" to "Debbie does the lower 40," all before his parents came home.

by Harold F. Terry November 22, 2011