Now that’s a classic Rob quote

A outright offensive quote usaully aimed at other races or those with disabilities.

“I don’t f*** reta***!”
‘Everyone’ “Now that’s a classic Rob quote”

by Gamerguy977278 December 7, 2018

Unfollow me,right now!!!

A saying that is often used by entitled manchildren on sites like facebook and twitter to show how angry they are just because someone doesn't agree with them.

Manchild: bananas are good!

Stranger: bananas are disgusting...
Manchild: WTF!?!? unfollow me,RIGHT NOW!!!! >:(

by ALL DAT ROOM THO?! August 18, 2022

now, the badger goes silent

A common saying when texting where when someone is pointed out on some outlandish statement or action, or when a good point is made, after which the person goes silent.

Friend 1: I'm telling you, I'm not a vampire!
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent

by Imnotthough December 30, 2024

The Deli Is Now Open

A play on words referring to someone ready to hand out there meat (Penis) to people.

Jesse: The Deli Is Now Open for business boys!

Mitchell: Please never say that again..

by Shmeat Your Maker May 24, 2018

And now that's how you game

Something shabnam says

"And now that's how you game"
Wow i like that phrase

by thecharacterwannie July 10, 2022

doodle mc noodle you arms are now noodles

Your arms are noodles now ok?

That is a wizard doing itdoodle mc noodle you arms are now noodles

by Sore thumb :)))) July 7, 2021

Everyone is Twelve Now

A social theory describing the phenomenon where adults in American society display the emotional maturity, decision-making skills, and behavioral patterns of twelve-year-olds.

Origin: Coined by Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer on Bluesky) as a "unified theory of American reality" that went viral on social media in 2025.

Example 1: "Did you see how that guy threw a tantrum when his coffee order was wrong? Everyone is twelve now."

Example 2: "'Everyone is twelve now', she complained, when in response to HuffPost’s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, 'Your mom did', and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: 'Your mom'."

by patchmonkey October 17, 2025