Onion

A joke with layers, a joke that everyone 'passes around', a joke that gets even more funny as people 'pull each layer', adding more funny things about the joke.

Guy 1: "Look at the teacher's jumper..."
Guy 2: "Looks like it was made by his mum."
*laughs*
Guy 3: "Out of pubes."
*more laughs*
Guy 4: "Out of Chris-chan's pubes!"
*extreme laughing*
(the joke here is an onion)

by XxHarvzBackxX February 20, 2022

Onion Booty

a large round butt, usually belonging a female...

Yeah bro, that girl from the club last night had an onion booty too bad she told me she was 16...

by Seven Point Six Two June 27, 2021

Dropped Onions

Letting your nuts flop out of your boxers at someone and you surprise them with it.

Bro, Joey just dropped onions on that old lady at the bus station!

by Darkpage August 2, 2021

Butt Onion

A butt onion is someone that absolutely sucks

Man Jacob’s a Butt Onion

by $@muraibeñdy January 27, 2021

Ugandan onion

when she's giving you tropical head and the storm created by her gwak gwak 6000 ultimate 240v vibrator goes a little too hard and she starts crying

YOOOOO this bish was giving me that Ugandan onion last night and her dad saw her crying while my second head was boutta explode, this mad cunt joined in.

by Huge FAt CAck December 5, 2021

onion dealer

A person who is so hard they make your eyes water. Often a large bloke who could be described as a meathead or pickler. Not to be messed with in case of serious repercussions. Generally not particularly intelligent, empathetic, jovial or gregarious, but not to be fucked with!

Did you see that bloke standing at the bar with that bit of blonde gash? What an onion dealer!

by British Gash September 6, 2015

Tight Onion

The tight ass of a hot chick. One you could bounce a quarter off.

"Hey guy, look at that tight onion." "Marcus loves tight onions he should check her out"

by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023