Crystal She Mouse

A super-mouse (hampster) that watches my apartment. Shes a bestfriend of her wild lettuce.

Shes eaten cooked cow meat as gravy and liked it as a 3" david vs goliath

Crystal She Mouse lives in a two story cage and calls a porceline nest a bed.

by Cody5050 May 3, 2023

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Canal Mouse

A person who engages in shady shenanigans. Similar to a 'hood rat' but demure.

She was seen canal mousing at Walmart.

He's a real canal mouse.

by Mndkd1999 April 18, 2025

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Pajama Mouse

Like a wolf in sheeps clothing, Pajama Mouse is a derogatory name to call a cat; as if the cat is just a mouse in the cat's pajamas. Mostly used when the cat is being an asshole, and meant to demean.

Davey! Stop licking my toe with your poop breath, you Pajama Mouse!

by Ballistic Lemon January 24, 2017

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A dirty old secretary working near the main entrance to an office. This individual has an enhanced sense of smell and can easily pick up the smell of alcohol after you've come back from a kick-ass lunch break.

Here chew this gum before we head into this hell hole. Otherwise, that dirty smell mouse will take great delight in telling the boss.

by Jaba Shanks March 3, 2020

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