miss perfect patty

Someone who people try to pick on and bring them down because they "seem" perfect(good grades, boyfriend, gorgeous, great sense of style) but in reality the person goes through a lot of bullshit and people make it worse
Wow she's miss perfect patty
by miss perfect patty December 27, 2016
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Mr./Miss Pretentious

A person who is commonly classified as a non-smoking, bicycle riding, music listening hipster. A person of this definition generally passes judgment on others taste in music, art and culture. They will often be seen in the local café, sneering at you from behind ceramic coffee mugs. Known for soul-shattering awesomeness, a Mr./Miss Pretentious produces uncontrollable madness and jealously in others.
Ok ok, Mr./Miss Pretentious. wah wah wah. (example of intellectual hooliganism that causes a common response in those less facilitated in the understanding of music)
by Mr. Pretentious September 17, 2008
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Little Miss Mason

A person who tends to hum and dance in front of the telly to annoy her friends. Has an affinity for kittens, melons and rugby neanderthals. Generally a girly-girl at heart despite having a mean streak and an underlying dark, twisted sense of humour.

Sweet and playful at times though frighteningly violent when intoxicated. When provoked, items hurled at friends include: rotten apple cores, old newspapers and home made fish-finger sandwiches (don't forget the tartar sauce!).
Will you move your butt and stop dancing in front of the TV?! I wanna change channels- stop being such a Little Miss Mason dammit!
by Malibu Stacy November 16, 2004
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Hows Miss Kitty?

A greeting used between women that means the same thing as ,"Hows your hammer hanging?"does to men.
In other words How you doing?,Hows your pussy?,Hows your sex life? all roled into one question.
Comes from the fact that another word for a kitty or cat is a pussy.
Hey,Hows Missy kitty?Hows Miss Kitty?
by Judge dredd7 March 24, 2011
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Miss Smarty Pants

One who talks about longitude and latitude.
"well aren't you miss smarty pants, talking about longitude and latitude"
by antonia666 March 20, 2005
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Driving Miss Daisy

Driving someone especially an older person who is usually riding in the back seat. Taking care of the desires and the special needs of a younger or an older person while driving very slowly and with skill and professionalism.
The ride-share driver was "driving miss daisy" all night , but I am here safe and sound!
by Hole K. April 22, 2017
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Miss New Booty

A woman with a modestly sized posterior who, through the use of a product invented by rapper/inventor Bubba Sparxxx, grows an extremely large badonkadonk.
When is my box of Miss New Booty coming in the mail so I can have my ghetto booty?
by The Groove Consultant April 18, 2006
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