bite me

A taunting phrase, essentially meaning "I don't care," used to defend oneself's actions, characteristics, or values following an accusation.

A: You have hair on your back.
B: Bite me.

You don't like my work? Bite me.

by Daniel Kwan July 20, 2008

Against Me!

Greatest fucking punk band... a phenoix rising from the ashes of the punk scene

Against Me! kicks mucho grande ass

by punkmasterflex May 24, 2004

it's not you, it's me

The reason one gives when terminating a relationship with someone who turns out to be repulsive and/or mind-numbingly boring.

It's not you, it's me...I'm just not attracted to you.

by Aw yeah August 24, 2004

stick it in me

Something a girl with daddy issues says to a random guy with a large penis. Where she wants it stuck though, that's a whole different area.

The stripper walked up to the tallest guy in the room and said "stick it in me"

by Jericho Coonberrï June 19, 2014

me neither

the perfect response to any statement.

"i just tried to the new toasty torpedo for only four dollars."

"me neither"

"Walugi still sucks at mario party 2"

"me neither"

by ilovetitsmorethannothing July 16, 2009

'scuse me!!

The shorted ill-tempered short-mannered way of saying, "excuse me.” This variation is often used in situations where there is a hot, uncomfortable room full of smelly, ignorant, crowded, deaf people that never feel like getting the hell out of anyone’s way. Rather than wasting precious time and energy and giving them the graceful kind pardon of saying "excuse me" one must use the word in its other more rude and assertive context.

BAD: excuse me kind sir, but would you be ever so kind as to let me pass through.

GOOD: Hi ass hole!, i'm sorry but maybe you didn't hear me before when i said 'SCUSE ME!!! now step the hell aside!!!

by wanna-be-a-jamie-bond April 14, 2009

Windows ME

1: Either a cruel... cruel joke or one more reason why Bill Gates should be decapitated and dismembered with a pointed rock made entirely out of AIDS.

2: The one true cause for all of the pain and suffering in the world and possibly the universe.

1: OMG, Bill was serious with the ME!! GET THE AIDS ROCK!!

2: ME's code is Satan's supreme overlord.

by Kevin T. June 4, 2005