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Japanese mud mask

The act of a morbidly obese person sitting on someone’s face and farting after not wiping their ass for an extended period of time
My face was so exfoliated after big Bertha showed me a Japanese mud mask
by DroolyAkaFarmerJohn March 26, 2023
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a mask of my own face

hed wear that
neil cicierega: *messing around on amazon*
also neil *finds something called "a mask of my own face"*
still him: *realizes its literally his face*
what do you think: *buys it*
do i have to: a mask of my own face id wear that id wear that
by human i think February 3, 2023
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Diamond Mask

ahhh yes the mask from roblox game Bee Swarm Simulator. It shows that you have no life and are truly addicted to seeing numbers going up at the speed of light just to make it all go to 0 by buying this. I wanted to get it but i dont think that would be good for my health BECAUSE WHY WOULD I GRIND FOR 54645342 HOURS TO GET THIS BEEP.
Person 1: YOOOO I GOT THE DIAMOND MASK IN BEE SWARM SIMULATOR!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Go Touch Grass
Person 1: What is Grass?
Person 2:Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the colour ‘green’. Grasses are monocotyledon, herbaceous plants.
by mitrije13 February 4, 2023
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Masked Man

Masked man is a character from the hit game mother 3
Person 1: OMG THE MASKED MAN IS-
Person 2: no spoilers dude
by SnickerdoodleL October 22, 2023
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subcritical mask

The look on someone's face who is keeping their composure despite the fuckery they are enduring; the composed face of a person who hasn't quite been pissed off to the point that they blow up at someone
Fast food workers have to maintain their composure and don their best subcritical mask when dealing with the river of stupidity spewing from the mouths of Karens and Kevins daily
by AlienMindTrick2 November 14, 2023
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New Jersey Sleep Mask

the sexual act of planting one's testicles atop their partner's eyes and nose, effectively obscuring their vision with one's scrotal sack.
"I'm sorry I accidently gave you a New Jersey Sleep Mask during your nap."

"I was at work."
by MoshJentos January 17, 2024
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Gladiator Mask

Make a pistol gesture on your hand and try to mask
Put it on your nose and make sure you have wide vision
Golazooooooo it’s Paulo Dybala!!!! Score amazing 35 yard free kick against Lazio! He did the Gladiator Mask in front of Lazio fans in the last minute of 90+4 in a 4-3, crazy comeback and, it’s incredible! Three points for Juventus. Undefeated.
by Dickdicok May 2, 2023
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