travis martin 

the most fagulous guy in the universe. immaculately conceived and born to conquer the cosmos! a.k.a. "Star"

It's Travis Martin Bitch!

travis martin by Travis Martin April 28, 2008

Demetri Martin

n. what you become when you have too much free time

1. I realized my friends' birth dates, together, all match my cell phone number.

2. I memorized Demetri Martin's mnemonic for remembering the alphabet!

Demetri Martin by dacos April 8, 2009

Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martin 

Stuff a piece of frozen chocolate cake in the ass like a dildo then thaw it and eat it covered in butt drool.

That girl I gave the Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martin to last night freaked after I told her the cake she just ate was in her ass last night.

Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martin by Richard Kraft August 28, 2006

Little Martin 

A gay little shrimp who wheres short shorts and is gay

little martin is as tall as the size of ur cock 1 centimetre!!!!

Little Martin by billy_bob November 18, 2004

Peter Martin 

The lead singer of the metal band Painkiller. The most metal person you will ever meet. also posesses incredible driving skills. A resident of Encinitas, California.

did you hear that truck blasting metal? yeah, it was probably Peter Martin.
http://www.myspace.com/csulbmetal

Peter Martin by Peter Martin July 23, 2008

Olivia Martin 

A young sweet girl, you can't help being friends with, she'll meet you by saying "YOU NEED SOME MILK" She is also very good at drawing and you just wanna be just like her, she's pretty with brown curly hair, she has beautiful brown eyes, and everyone loves her, she is most likely to get a boyfriend, she cares for everyone, she's also very smart, but she can be a moody girl. You will and will not be friends off and on friends.

Boy: wow shes so pretty and nice!!
Boy 2: Of course... that's Olivia Martin!!
Me: Well duh she's amazing go get some!!

Olivia Martin by Izzy. S. S. February 11, 2017

ryan martin

a fish

dude: Look I caught a fish! ITS A SALMON!!! COOL
other dude: Me too, only it's just a ryan martin
dude: aw i'm sorry about your bad catch

ryan martin by tiny turtle tinker 135 June 29, 2017