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Friend 2: OMG, what is it this time? 😞
Friend 1: I shaped my brows. I did the trendy Manon eyebrows.
Friend 2: Wow! It looks really good. It really snatches your face. Do you think it'll look good on me?
Friend 2: OMG, what is it this time? 😞
Friend 1: I shaped my brows. I did the trendy Manon eyebrows.
Friend 2: Wow! It looks really good. It really snatches your face. Do you think it'll look good on me?
by Granger& July 23, 2025
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They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.
Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.
They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.
Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.
Jeff is such a mayonnaise man! He's literally eating a mayonnaise sandwich in his lifted chevy truck!
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by 0netimeinbandcamp November 15, 2025
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"Oh hey Echo, would you like some of this Mayonett? I made it myself. " Storm declared (with bloodshot eyes).
"Hell yeah man I love these stuff!" Echo replied enthusiastically.
"Hell yeah man I love these stuff!" Echo replied enthusiastically.
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Get the Mackinley Manson mug.The act of c'mayonnaise is when one is alone and with only cooking materials and ejaculates into a jar of mayonnaise and put it back into his fridge. This can often be used to take away stress.
"Camaran went left the call because he needed to go and c'mayonnaise. He was getting really stressed."
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