When waiting for a download, upload, etc. and the amount of time on the loading bar is different from the amount time it actually takes to download.
Similar to microwave minutes.
Similar to microwave minutes.
Dexter: "Oh my gosh Jocelyn, I was trying to download 'X-Men First Class' and the loading bar said two minutes, when it actually took fifteen!!"
Jocelyn: "Oh man, I know, internet minutes always fool me."
Jocelyn: "Oh man, I know, internet minutes always fool me."
by Binsky September 30, 2012
Get the Internet Minutesmug. a minute full of magic:)
A.K.A Minute maid
or, a bottle of orange juice that is a prostitute selling for 5 cents
A.K.A Minute maid
or, a bottle of orange juice that is a prostitute selling for 5 cents
Hi, me 5 cents.
:):):)
:):):)
by micnat January 8, 2005
Get the minute magicmug. Mark: What is the secret to your inbox? Despite all the things you signed up for, it almost looks squeaky clean!
Simon: Its ez. Just use some throwaway email, like 10 minute mail.
Simon: Its ez. Just use some throwaway email, like 10 minute mail.
by %$2 October 6, 2023
Get the 10 minute mailmug. 
by ItsNorth April 11, 2020
Get the Shit Minutemug. Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.
A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
Examples:
“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”
“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”
"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”
“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”
"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
by shmunguss the og October 5, 2025
Get the Michael Minutemug. by Thebusminuteguy October 18, 2019
Get the Bus minutesmug.