A fucking legend from Essex! One of the funniest blokes you will ever meet and also quite a good bloke. Loves a beer, especially VB.
by Livinglegendlew November 23, 2021
Get the lewis milesmug. Miles is someone who is not a little sheep. Miles cares very much about deforestation and this in fact is the only true thing on this whole website.
He looks like a miles
by Treehugger1985 May 2, 2021
Get the Milesmug. 
Scrawny ass bitch, with a faggot girlfriend, and a little penis. He can’t pull for shit, and has hella chuzz, and hella AIDS.
NIGGA DONT BE A MILES
by Budging April 29, 2025
Get the Milesmug. The act of master-bating on an airplane. Most times in the bathroom of an airplane, can also happen at your seat. Can be used in many different grammar uses (adj, noun, etc.)
Tom: how was your flight?
Bill: Dude half way I got really horny and did a mile high tug!
Tom: Really! The girl next to you was that hot?
Bill: Dude half way I got really horny and did a mile high tug!
Tom: Really! The girl next to you was that hot?
by Beauties September 5, 2016
Get the mile high tugmug. by GhostGuy<3 November 7, 2021
Get the Miles The Salmonmug. when your checking out someone from a distance and when you get closer it turn out it was nothing like what you thought she/him would look like.
dang that girl in the blue dress looks good *walks closer to girl* uuhhhmmm never mind its a five mile fake out, she looks 40.
by Santa’s brother June 27, 2018
Get the Five mile fake outmug.