Lord Lard

Defines someone who is the king lard. They allow everyone to do stuff for them because they are Lord Lard. Everyone bow to them because they are the most comical and amazing in the room.

Look it’s Lord Lard sitting on her lap. Lord Lard! Lord Lard!

Let’s go get Lord Lard something to eat they need their protein.

by Whitkinster June 18, 2019

Splooge Lord

The lord of all splooge memes (Dong memes included)

Hey, there goes Chris, i've heard he's a splooge lord

by XDshadowmasterDX December 10, 2016

Sesh-Lord

When a person or entity who is previously seen cool and hip with the kids suddenly turns out to be a fucking rapist

Sesh-lord means When a person or entity who is previously seen cool and hip with the kids suddenly turns out to be a fucking rapist

Yo glow stick man from the 2003 kino “Freddy Vs Jason” is a sesh lord.... Wtf he’s a rapist

by TaranKino’sFootFetish October 19, 2020

Jizz Lord

A practitioner and proponent of semen retention. See also No Fap.

Jeez, all I did was told an onlyfans girl I thought she was hot and I was suddenly ratio'd by Jizz Lords telling me how jerking off was going to ruin my life and drain my energy....

by RedWiz2 August 24, 2020

edge lord

An honorable gentleman who gets mischievous by edging his muse, teasing her with a good time, excitement, surprises, etc. Could be in a sexual context or not.

Him: I got you something...
Her: Oooo lala! What is it?
Him: Can't answer this...too many hints will give it away.
Her: Ugh...you damn edge lord <3

by MuseMasters47 March 30, 2023

Lord Hades

Lords hades is a red wolf and dragon hybrid, many pray and worship the beast in hopes of his luscious choccy milk.

Person: dude wtf Catzo added lord hades to urban
Catzo: UNG FARTS

by Catzo, the italian penis girl April 14, 2020

Iron Lord

The most fucking op characters in any gaming universe, they will literally fuck anyone and anything up so hard that there grandchildren will feel it.

Holy shit that has to be an iron lord

by BulletSponge November 6, 2016