literally

A four syllable word used by monkeys to add emphasis and impress people. Monkeys who use the word don't understand what it means.

Dude: If that monkey says literally one more time I'll stomp him.
Chick: Literally?
Dude: Well, no.

by yarwknil March 29, 2010

Literally

Often used on Facebook by idiots. Adverb carrying the meaning of 'figuratively'. In real life means 'literally'.

OMG my phone its literally blowin up wit texts rite now.

by SarcasticBastard November 4, 2011

literally shooting the shit

Shooting actual shit. That's right, as in pooping. Not conversing, talking, or otherwise socializing, but instead shooting actual shit. Don't say "literally" unless you mean it to be literal.

"She was on the toilet literally shooting the shit for hours. It was an unpleasant experience for all."

by shitshooter911 June 12, 2012

Literal Kangaroo

Racial slur term used by the Alt Right meaning "Rare chinese looking inbred Nig nog from Australia".

Example:
-Turden: G'day mate. Whats with the commotion out here?
-Not Rubin: Well someone just ran over a Literal Kangaroo...

by AshleyYoung69 September 17, 2019

liberals

The people who created the freedoms you live with.

Liberals helped form the Union and rights for employees.

by NickGXZ April 10, 2005

Literally

Figuratively (adv)

I literally died of laughter when Karen call him a penis butt.

by SparkyZee May 19, 2017

urban liberals

The feeling you acquire by recognizing how many liberals there are on Urban Dictionary. Most commonly associated with the feeling of depression, or having thoughts of harming yourself, harming others and or harming your computer and or your mobile phone.

"Man I went on the greatest site ever to look up some sick definitions"
"and all I found was some urban liberals"
*pulls out razors and proceeds to slash ones skin*

by mrduckonqwack December 7, 2016