Slappy Joe

The proprietor of All Time Low's favorite restaurant. Slappy Joe's serves burgers and fries providing you with the energy you need to survive the zombie apocalypse.

Hey, Alex! You wanna go get a burger at Slappy Joe's?
Sure thing Jack, I would love to!

by Doug Mertons January 2, 2015

Trader Joe's

One of the coolest grocery stores in existence -- home of two buck chuck, the Pound Plus chocolate bar, and some of the most creative TV dinners in the known universe.

by Brian X July 9, 2003

Joe cool

Any Guy that can stay clam under extreme pressure.

Snoopy: The original Joe Cool

That Man just got out out of a bank robbery and is still so calm what a Joe Cool!

by Thesolesurvivor September 26, 2006

Sticky Joe

to ejaculate upon ones own hand, and then proceed to open palm slap it into the face of another.

Ron, what the fuck was that you just slapped into my face? That was a sticky joe Nathan.

Clinton gave Monica a sticky joe in the oval office

by Garland Greene October 10, 2006

Joe Stack

When a person becomes outraged with the system, goes on a tirade and causes severe damage to persons and property with no concern for innocent victims.

Keep pissin me off and I'll go Joe Stack on your ass!

by Barkov February 22, 2010

Greasy Joe

Throwing up in your mouth and swallowing it.

There's nothing better than a Big Mac greasy joe.

by Timmer October 17, 2009

Hobo Joe

A fictional homeless man who lives in the sewers under my old elementary school, we would pray and leave offerings for Hobo Joe when we were in the 3rd grade. Hobo Joe moves from school to school and state to state currently he is on the move again and should be far past Washington by now, make sure to check your local sewers to see if he drops by.

John - I heard about Hobo Joe from my friend from another school
Jack - Is it really true he travels from school to school and state to state
John - Yeah, I believe he should be on his way to our county soon
*Hears rumble in sewers*
*Leaves offerings and prays*

by owen is a hecking honker February 23, 2020