Jade

Firstly. She's everything.. Not a day goes by where she's not thinking of how to make other's happy. Jade has the most mesmerizing eyes. The kind of eyes that allow you to see into her soul and into the future. Her smile is like the sun. On every cold day, you're drawn to it because it warms you up. Make no mistake, Jade's are tough. But only because they love hard. Jade is the balance you need in your life. Crazy, goofy, loving and kind. Jade's make for a GREAT life partner. They'll stick by your side and have your back in every situation. Jade's are great mother's too. Nothing comes in between her family. She'll defend them with her all. Jade's will leave you Jaded.
Jade's are the God's gift to the world.
by DavMig9 January 05, 2022
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"Jade is a bad bitch"
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She is the hottest person you will ever meet and has a big juicy ass the size of the equator, this girl is a hoe life or no life kinda girl,if you ever meet a jade just tell her how much you would wanna fuck her <3
Guy1 “Oh look it’s jade
Guy 2 “she is a keeper man”
Guy 1 “ yea that’s why I turned transgender

Guy 2 “wait…”
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Adjective, exclamation: used to indicate agreement, approval, or admiration.

Synonyms: Good, cool, dope, dank, posh, groovy, gnarly, far out, chill, lit.
"Jade, yo."
"Did you see Ariana Grande's latest video? It was actually pretty jade!"
I'm not doing so jade right now, man."
by theguywhostartedjade February 15, 2019
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someone who falls in love with someone new every week depending on who gives them the most attention
Jade is a midget
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A very weird person, brown hair, rainbow poop, pink ears, lots of ear wax, blue fingers, yellow nails, very chewed up. Also loves everything death, very emo. Also hates the “jade” jewel, hates the name. LOVVVES cardi b, love bloody shoes #cardi_is_qween.
Almost every hot topic worker is a Jade.

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That weirdo in the corner is such a Jade.
by #YAASSSSS_QWEEEN June 19, 2018
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Definitely, whoever has a Jade has everything. Jade is a Japanese French mestizo, aged 24 and currently working as a tattoo artist. She likes animals, has four dogs and a rabbit at home.

Jade is a lovely woman, likes to help people and is very helpful.Of course, like everyone else she has her peak of joy.

She is outgoing, makes jokes (bad), but he always manages to get a laugh from his friends.
do you know Jade? Oh yeah! she is my cool girlfriend.
by jadinha November 24, 2021
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