Jacob clement

Dickhead

Jacob clement is gay

by Luke’s November 19, 2019

Smol Jacob

Smol Jacob is a small man or woman with a unibrow and a semi moustache.

Smol Jacob is someone who’s under 5ft and walks around with a bag bigger than themselves.

Man one: ayo smol Jacob WHATS up diggity dog and how’s yo unibrow going?

Smol Jacob: Whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ie’s’sy’es are you and what are you doing in my home?

by Whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ie’ November 28, 2019

Jacob Sloan

A human who screams really loudly and acts crazy. Known to be indigenous to Chicago. Seriously Hyper.

Holy Crap! I saw a Jacob Sloan in the candy store today.

by Animal Welfare May 11, 2019

Jacob Faraldo

Jacob is Saugus High Schools Running Back, and he proves that size does not matter. Jacob is one of the strongest running backs to ever play for saugus. He received 26 touchdowns for his freshman season and more to come. Jacob is #26 of the football team. His best friend, Cody, is the #5 Quarterback for the team.

Hey, have you seen jacob faraldo stats for the game against valencia high school? he destroyed them!?

by SCV REPORTS May 11, 2019

jacob wivell

Jacob wivell is about 4 feet tall and has a strong possibility of Down syndrome or growth defect he usually targets females with oddly large nipples around the size of a salami and he loves to suck on toes

Man Jacob wivell come soff as a homosexual to me

by Jacob wivell is gay March 12, 2019

Jacob Veiga

Jacob Veiga is not someone you would want to meet. Once you meet them there is no going back. You will be sucked into a black hole of lies. He says he is a busy person but the only thing he is busy at is stalking people. He falls for things very easily and the only things that make him happy are the color blue and his crush. Jacob has a fake crush that he uses to hide the fact that he is gay. Jacob responds to the name of Gay and he likes to use the initials GSL.

“Oh, you are a fat liar... you must be named Jacob Veiga.”

by prankingsloth May 23, 2019

jacob borree

Literally the dumbest mother fucker on the planet. Thinks he’s the shit but is really a beta male that mooches off of alpha males. Has a lifestyle revolving around memes and is probably in a chart school.

Lmao look at Jacob Borree over there. What a cuck.

by Areyoufeelinitnowmrkrabs May 24, 2019