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jayden

the UGLIEST, FAGGOTIEST, STINKIEST name that you could come up with just bc you hate or didn't plan your child. no cause who tf actually thinks that is a good name. atp just name your kid a fucking slur because you obviously want them to get spat on or beaten the shit out of so you don't have to do it at home without wasting your energy.
this name just REAKS with FUCKING ICK. so if you want to call someone the nastiest name in the book, call them a jayden.

(only applies to nasty icky boys bc we love our female jaydens <3)
cherish: omg did you hear about that new kid that just pulled up. i heard they molests little kids in the lower grades..
iseul: omg that's disgusting! i bet their name is jayden!
*jayden walks up to iseul and cherish*
jayden: h-hi guys.. i'm jayden..
cherish: ew, get tf away! your breath smells like a fucking public bathroom stall..
iseul: i literally just saw flies come out of his mouth. *gag*
by petty4fun.hkjkljfhaha November 19, 2023
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Jayden

Loyal, but a pain to anyone’s ass if He is mad or weird at night. He acts like he said nothing but at times he will admit he is creepy like Minecraft caves
Jayden is my brother
by #RedPandaLover August 12, 2023
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Jayden ickes

a kid that goes to Pinkerton academy that has 2 restraining orders because he rapes girls and loves freshman, Jayden is 17 years old and mainly goes for 14–15-year-old girls also he has a thing for dogs because he fucked his dog. when Jayden gets in an argument, he gets his mom that's a layer and pulls random shit out of his ass to play the victim. He loves to cheat on his girlfriend Jae. He can't fight his own fights so he always has to have his friends with him. he likes to falsely accuse people like Michael Gallagher and Rick Dion because they both found out real information that Jayden did then Jayden likes to make story's up to make them look bad because hes mad they found out the truth.
me: hey did you know Jayden ickes raped another freshmen
friend: what else is new, he loves minors
by KKKslave999 March 19, 2024
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Jayden arbusto

A man who has a large dick the size of the Empire State Building a very wise man who knows more then any other the sexiest man on this earth and a division 1 football player
Hey you know jayden arbusto

Yeah that’s the greatest man on this earth
by ⌇⍙⟟⋏⎅⌰⟒⍀ November 22, 2021
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JAYDEN

The best boyfriend your ever have he is hot and you will need to take your jacket off in 50°F because how HOT HE IS
(Ava) I have s big crush on Jayden

(BFF) OH I'm telling him

(Ava) NO

(BFF) JAYDEN ALYSSA LIKED YOU

*Jayden walks over
*Ava passes out

(Jayden) are you ok

*Ava wakes up
(Ava) so hot

(Jayden) thanks you to
by Cancer♋ June 3, 2019
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Jayden Miller

A wonderful person. Someone you should keep in your life no matter what. Someone who is loyal and dedicated to making sure you are happy, healthy and safe. Jayden Miller is the best boyfriend a girl can have. Whatever you do don't leave him ever. If you happen to have a Jayden and his last name hapens to be Miller, take care of him. He's a sweet guy that only wants the best for you. Hold onto him. Also what are you doing reading this go call your boo!!!!
Me: My bf is the best
Them: Whats his name?
Me: Jayden Miller
Them: Makes sense
by sotnedjellyfish November 25, 2023
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