jayden uher

the man with the most ginormous, girthy, veiny cock there is

me: that dude jayden uher has the biggest cock evet
richard: yea my mom told me about it

by wsfesfhuygnju March 6, 2022

Jayden

A super sexy and smart guy who can make anyone laugh at any time that he wants. Jayden is a very good friend and will go out of his way to please his girlfriend. If you don’t have a jayden in your life then you aren’t living it 😉

Friend one- do you know that awesome jayden kid
Friend two- yes! He is the most amazing and sexy person you will ever meet

by Awesomeperson2019 January 20, 2019

Jayden

Jayden is an ugly kid that likes to play 2k, say nigger, and eat a lot of food

Me: let’s go outside and play football

Jayden:I can’t bro I’m in a game

by DeezNutz7777 May 31, 2020

Jayden

Humps. one of the biggest and fattest people you will ever know. he is known for eating lots of food and smelling like cheese. Try to stay away from jayden he is built like a meteor

Oh yeah jayden? he fat as shit.

You see jayden over there? taking up the entire room!

by bobaduu November 23, 2021

jayden

my local smiths and duster listener. jayden is my best friend he is the realest and been there since day 1. jayden is a female manipulator, he looks up johan liebert. jayden is suprisingly tall with fluffy curlyish hair. he loves certain boba flavors and worships iced coffee. he should make me one sometime. he talks a lot about music (specifically sped up songs). i think jayden likes hugs but i cant really tell. jayden is very nice and needs to hang out with me immediately. jayden also pulls MAD bitches.

person A - yo whos that guy over there
person B - i think thats jessi ‘s brother, his name is jayden - they both pull mad bitches

by ilovesonycat May 22, 2022

Jayden

Someone named Jayden is most likely the type of person who will commit a war crime in Saudi Arabia and then go and bomb a hospital in Afghanistan.

Person 1"man did you hear the news, someone committed a mass genocide! "
Person 2"I bet their name is Jayden"

by OrdinaryNormie February 13, 2021

Jayden

A Jayden is a gay he hates when people make fun of him when they make fun them he also doesn’t know how to pee correctly

Bobby don’t be a Jayden learn how to aim!

by Djsnbehdiaja January 3, 2019