by 5guys_and_a_baby January 31, 2022

by Sun the awesome guy November 17, 2020

The stupid fucking circle that floats above us in outer space thinking it’s sooo cool giving life well fuck you sun all you do is ruin my eyesight for 2 minutes
Also the focus of an SCP-001 proposal where every living being melts into flesh puddles
Also the focus of an SCP-001 proposal where every living being melts into flesh puddles
by OOGA BOOGA JOOGA GOOGA February 11, 2021

by xdr5t3evq3q December 15, 2023

by jiachen June 9, 2021

It takes three people and a big mansion with a long hallway. It is when everyone is NAKED and the SUN is at the end of the HOLE (HALL) and the MOONED spreads the CHEEJS of the SUN as far apart as possible to expose the entire ASSH0LE where the other person is at the end of the other hall 40 feet away with an ERECTION what happens is the SEXUAL ACT starts.
Whatever condition the ANUS is in whether it is dry or not , the JACKKNIFER runs as fast as possible why the other has the MOON spread OPEN and plunges their DICK into the SUN but the key is the DICK can never hit the CORE as they only CRASH INTO THE SUN for which the SEX ACT is called appropriately JACK KNIFING THE SUN and whether that ASSH0LE SURVIVES is GODS choice but it shows how dangerous those DICKS can be.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 29, 2021

by anonymous May 8, 2021
