Even though "servicing himself" was very pleasurable, Jason could not oversomce his shame for what he had done to his body, so he tried to "clean" himself with a rape shower, but nothing could bring back his hand's virginity.
by Captain Black Eye Patch September 19, 2005
Get the Rape Showermug. Forcefully shoving unwanted information into someones ear hole.
Definition according to Ron White's comedy album "You Cant Fix Stupid."
Definition according to Ron White's comedy album "You Cant Fix Stupid."
Ron White: "This guy told me his entire life story... against my will. This guy raped my ears."
That is an example of ear rape.
That is an example of ear rape.
by njadams10 January 10, 2008
Get the ear rapemug. whenever you are talking on the phone with someone and all of a sudden you hear a noise or bad feedback from the other line.
Or even if the person you're talking to you has an unpleasant voice or singing voice.
Or even if the person you're talking to you has an unpleasant voice or singing voice.
by terra3476283739 May 16, 2010
Get the ear rapemug. 1. when someone, usually a person, although pop-up ads qualify, forces you to see something that you don't want to see.
2. when you go to look at a website or image and the overwhelming sense of horrible design and/or absolute lack of morals behind its creation, makes you reel in terror that your eyes had to go through that trauma.
2. when you go to look at a website or image and the overwhelming sense of horrible design and/or absolute lack of morals behind its creation, makes you reel in terror that your eyes had to go through that trauma.
1. AHH! the ocular rape is unbearable, please close the window! No more goatse!
2. No more bible code websites. please. the ocular rape generated by that format is making me tear.
2. No more bible code websites. please. the ocular rape generated by that format is making me tear.
by maxzilla March 19, 2005
Get the ocular rapemug. Mark: "Dude, I totally just fondled the Lincoln Memorial!"
Chris: "Did he consent to it?"
Mark: "Of course not, he can't particularly object."
Chris: "Bro, you just committed statuary rape!"
Chris: "Did he consent to it?"
Mark: "Of course not, he can't particularly object."
Chris: "Bro, you just committed statuary rape!"
by HRH CTMC December 4, 2010
Get the statuary rapemug. The act of an adult (18+), having consensual sex with someone under the age of 18 (varies from state to state, at least from 16-18), but due to state law, the minor cannot legally consent, so the adult gets fucked over for nothing even though no actual rape took place.
Even though my girlfriend is 16 and I'm 18 and she consented to us having sex, I was charged with statutory rape because her parents can't handle the fact that their daughter is a teenager with hormones and decided to try and send me to jail.
by Lateralusmaster October 11, 2011
Get the Statutory Rapemug. Baby rape is a woman engaging in sex for the purpose of becoming pregnant regardless of the wishes of her partner. Commonly this involves sabotaged condoms or lying about being on the pill. This can also involve a woman physically holding a man who wants to pull out until he ejaculates.
Places with high incidents of baby rape include military bases, south central Los Angeles, and rural high schools. It should also be noted baby rape is more likely when the male is more fiscally secure or more likely to move to a large town than other male residents. Hence American males are prone to baby rape in places like Russia, Jamaica, and south east Asia. This also holds true for urban males in rural areas of America and increases the odds the perpetrator is jailbait.
Places with high incidents of baby rape include military bases, south central Los Angeles, and rural high schools. It should also be noted baby rape is more likely when the male is more fiscally secure or more likely to move to a large town than other male residents. Hence American males are prone to baby rape in places like Russia, Jamaica, and south east Asia. This also holds true for urban males in rural areas of America and increases the odds the perpetrator is jailbait.
Jack: I'm gonna cum
Jack: I said I'm gonna cum I need to pull out
Jack: Damnit Jill let me pull out!
Jack: Unnnnh!
Jack: Did you just baby rape me?
Jill: Damn right I did I want to have a baby!
Jack: I thought we agreed not to have a baby until we buy a house.
Jill: You agreed but I want a baby now.
Jack: I said I'm gonna cum I need to pull out
Jack: Damnit Jill let me pull out!
Jack: Unnnnh!
Jack: Did you just baby rape me?
Jill: Damn right I did I want to have a baby!
Jack: I thought we agreed not to have a baby until we buy a house.
Jill: You agreed but I want a baby now.
by Popov of the gods January 19, 2009
Get the Baby rapemug.