Hump day

: Wednesday also the toughest day of the week where you may just to hump your partner so they can get through the rest of it

It’s hump day! Can’t wait to come home and get humped the fuck out of till tomorrow!!

by anonymous August 12, 2022

Humping Hanna

When someone believes they’re a dog and dry-humps everything. Their musty crotch leprechaun spreads its juices everywhere.

Hanna Elise is the biggest Humping Hanna I know.

by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023

Hump and Dump

A way to have sex without attaching feelings, often a one night stand with “no concequences” the dumper has no firtyer relations with the dumpee

Hey Oliver, how did your date go with Veronica?

Oliver: she just gave a hump and dump

by 😂bitchin! November 9, 2017

hump-et

Some one you want to hump but yet not be seen with in public.

George Bush now i would like to hump-et him!

by Rhidan Mercexerman January 19, 2010

pre hump day

Pre-Hump day is the Tuesday preceding a Wednesday the actual hump day, it is the foreplay day.

Matt met Jessica on Tinder Tuesday and attempted to solidify a date for hump day by coming up with the notion that a pre hump day existed.

by Mayhematty January 23, 2018

Hump Seizure

the common female or male orgasm or climax

steph: “Joe make me hump serizure tonight”
Joe: “I got you babe”

hump seizure: common climax

by humpseizure September 14, 2018

video hump

The act of video chatting with the opposite sex while you both masturbate.

Guy 1: what did you do last night?

Guy 2 : Nothing really just video humped Christina.

by Itsalltooeasy December 13, 2016