hello kitty fallacy

when someone thinks that dating hello kitty girls will eventually work so they keep trying

Dude 1: man i just got broken up with again time to find another hello kitty girl ig
Dude 2: bro youre never gonna find the one by dating hello kitty girls thats a hello kitty fallacy

by crustier August 04, 2023

El Paso Hello

Being woken up abruptly by a sharp punch to the dick.

Dalton was rudely awoken by an El Paso Hello.

by Frenchy55 December 15, 2022

Hello Boys

The thing a british lady might say to a group of silly young lads doing somethin' rowdy

Mark and Twain are playing Gta 7 on their phones.
Mrs. British Lady: Hello Boys! Wha're we doin' here?
(this actually happened in a HS not too far far away, and scared the absolute donkey cock out of Mark and Twain)

Note: No real names were used here.

by I dont give a shiii March 19, 2024

hello neighbor pro

the best hello neighbor player in the world, currently known as Noe

omg noe is so good at hello neighbor hes hello neighbor pro!

by swag money team land January 16, 2022

Hello Guys

A sort of charming response- a discrete excuse- to abdicate responsibility by establishing your recent arrival in the moment, thereby dodging your mistake. Must be said in a swedish accent with a smug smirk.

"Son, aren't you supposed to be studying?"
"Umm... Hello Guys..."

by Snoppis På Loppis October 05, 2022

Hello! I Must Be Going!

An 80's album made by the British pop star Phil Collins

Person A: Hello! I Must Be Going!
Person B: Phil Collins?
Person A: Phil Collins...

by dominoguy11 November 18, 2019

hello kiddy

A guy who ignores a girl's texts and instead replies "hi" two days later as if nothing happened.

(text messages)
A: where do you wanna meet up later?
B: (two days later)

Hi!!!!!!!!
A: omg, stop being a hello kiddy!!

by Miss Cotton Candy January 03, 2016