hard tooter

A big ass.

aye, that chick has a hard tooter.

by Idito January 23, 2018

hard-tail

a guitar without a whammy bar/vibrato bar.

Dammit, I can't play this song. My guitar's a hard-tail.

by ann1564++ July 17, 2007

qoo hard

To go really fucking hard.

qoo hard or qoo home my nigga!

this song qoo hard

by sex_gawd1 December 06, 2013

hard piper

Among weightlifters, one whose strength is admirable.

He did that clean and jerk so fast and smooth. He's one hard piper.

by Budzilla August 24, 2006

Hardware Hard-on

Arousal as a result of placing your warm laptop on your lap.

"Tim, how did this happen? You're studying for your organic chemistry final. You shouldn't be aroused."
"I went to the couch to study. Now I have a hardware hard-on."

by kazbah May 09, 2013

hard knight

A very extreem person who is just too cool for words most often he rides a Motorcycle.

"Damn, Hans is a HARD KNIGHT"

by Jake Gibson June 04, 2003

hard off

noun

To experience something which turns one off or makes one lose sexual interest in the current situation.

antonyms:

hard on

Bro 1: Bro I was just watching these two chicks going at it but it was all downhill from there.

Bro2: Geez bro, that sounds great, what happened?

Bro1: One of them whipped out a dick, gave me a total hard off.

Bro2: Bonerkill and a half, man.

by cahill4554 March 02, 2011