hair alley

The crotch of a woman who does not choose to wax the beav. Starts under the naval and ends at the bottom of the spine.

I pulled her panties off and witnessed the most extreme hair alley I have ever seen. I hit it anyways.

by UDM1234 October 7, 2011

Hair-tie desperation

When you seem to have lost all hair accessories and very badly need to keep your hair out of your face. When having a case of hair-tie desperation, the affected will use nearly any accessory and/or item in place of hair-ties or head bands. This sometimes works fir the affected and other times ends in a complete fashion disaster.

Girl One: Hey, where'd you get that head band? I''ve never seen one with that shape.
Girl Two: It's actually a neck-tie my mum bought for some random project she was working on. I had a major case of hair-tie desperation and it actually looks kind of cute.
Girl One: Nice.

by writer_chick97 September 1, 2013

Hair slut

A girl who only likes guys for his hair

Becky is such a hair slut, she dumped Kyle after he cut his hair

by Mikiemike January 22, 2014

Hair Ballin

A cat like sound that an older man makes in public that is commonly mistaken for hurling after a bender.

Dude #1, Did you hear that, sounds like he was on an all night bender?

Dude #2, Naw man, that's just Jim, he's hair ballin.

by SuperLloyd October 21, 2014

hair blower

Obviously, a blow dryer. Duh.

You: (knock on neighbors door)
Neighbor: What do you want?!
you: do you have a hair blower I can borrow?
neighbor: a what?!
You: you know, a hair blower?
Neighbor: (clearly confused and unsure what to say) oh, a hair blower! Be right back! (Quickly shutting and locking the door)

by this_grrrl January 31, 2015

Hair Choke

When a girl sleeps with her hair down and in the morning it is wrapped around her neck.

Hey this morning I had a hair choke!

by GetItMichigan February 2, 2015

hair wipe

Wiping the sweat from your facial hair after an intense workout or sexual activity.

Jack: Hey Adam wanna do another set of weights?
Adam: Hold on man, I didn't hair wipe yet.

Martha: That was the best sex I ever had!
Henry: Make sure you hair wipe, I dont want that shit getting on my sheets.

Wipe hair facial sex workout sweat donuts

by Twotalk November 12, 2015