Holding goats

The act in which one extends their arms to pick up a goat and sustains a significant distance from the ground. May be viewed as the act of lifting, but this is with much more love towards the goat. A tender gesture to this species by an owner or friend.

That boy sure loves holding goats.

I came home to find him holding goats.

by Cosmish January 20, 2012

Goat Lash

To Smack Someone In The Face With Your Dick.

Alex Goat Lashed Tiffany, It Was Funny

by Hatchet420 January 29, 2006

Comb the Goat

To play with ones penis pistol; Do anything that takes time or is difficult in nature; To beat someones ass; To beat around the bush or lollygag;

Hey I'm outta here I gotta go "Comb the Goat"!

Im'ma be out here all day Combing this Goat!

If you don't get the hell outta my face I'm gonna Comb your fucking Goat!

I told you to do it like fifteen minutes ago, now quit Combing your Goat and get this shit done!

by The Brizzle1 May 17, 2010

Goat snatched

Goat snatched- a term to say when somone is made fun of or is owned.

haha jaime just got goat snatched when that watering can fell on his head!

by Indie Nun April 30, 2010

James Goat

Spanish definition for someone who is torpe (clumsy), tonto (silly) and cabra (goat) and at the same time is full of an exceptional amount of awesomeness

Omg, Ryan is such a James Goat!

by Ofthewhitesea September 10, 2015

Chemical Goat

1. a disease infected goat in russia

2. a person that doesn't know what they're talking about

1. We gotta stop ordering our goat meat from russia, people are getting sick

2. Man there's this chemical goat on ud, freakin wanna punch his face

by Spaceman_Spiff May 15, 2009

goat freak

A goat freak is a "gear head" that really likes, and is very knowledgeable about, the Pontiac G T O that was originally made from 1964 till 1974 and then revived in 2004 with its early end after the 2006 model year. "The Goat" was a nickname for the G T O

Jeff sure is a goat freak with all his G T O s

by Joe Hanahan June 29, 2006