Cigar Fish

The cylindrical shaped solid waste that is born from the human anus. It's brown, it swims and it looks like a cigar. A long ass turd.

Damn, that MDMA and coke went straight through me! Mind if I use your toilet to give birth to a cigar fish bro?

by Don Shitty December 21, 2016

Lil’ Fish

Someone who swims in the pussy

“Lil’ Fish
They call me Lil’ Fish ‘cause I be swimming in that pussy”
- Meek Mill

by Lil’Fish March 11, 2019

fishing for caviar

Engaging in vaginal intercourse with a woman.

So, did you get to go fishing for caviar last night?

by The Gorton's Fisherman May 05, 2006

Flying fish

A majestic person who is kind, funny, and follows their dreams. Usually tries to make sure everyone around them is happy as well.

"Dude, did you see Claire?"
"Yeah, she's so nice, a real flying fish."

by CrispyPotatoSlice August 23, 2017

Formspring fishing

The act of constantly posting your formspring link in hopes that someone will ask you a question about your life. Usually this fishers will sit all day without a question, and will fall into depression over the fact they have no friends who give a damn.

Lexi has been formspring fishing all day, but nobody wants to ask her why her cunt smells like dead fish.

by 4s.gv December 08, 2010

Clapped Fish

Everyone has come across at least one catfish in their life time however some of us have had the unfortunate events of having to see a catfish so ugly that they needed to wash their eyes out with bleach!

These Catfish are so extreme that they have their own name Clapped Fish!!!

Boy 1: "Broooo you should of seen this girl I met from Tinder she was so ugly man!! Like her pictures were banging but she was a proper chav when I met her"

Boy 2: "She sounds like a proper clapped fish"

by Dizzi_Gilbert January 28, 2020

Fishing buddies

People who are highkey friends but have something lowkey

Dude 1 "hey what even are you and kena?"
Dude 2 "we're just fishing buddies"

by Josequevro March 28, 2016