Jake from state farm

Dead

Jake from State Farm is dead

by Christian1977 September 5, 2019

quarter farm

The practice of obtaining "free" quarters by feeding dollar bills into a vending machine and pressing "coin return".

I didn't have change for the meter, so I had to quarter farm the coke machine.

by Davidfreesefan23 February 20, 2015

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; it's often a type of scam.
It is immoral, exploitative pragmatism (psychopathic) - manipulating your empathy towards them for profit.

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 21, 2024

nuke the corn farms

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3. To send a nuke every corn farm in the world
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3. Jim: I hate corn! I'm gonna nuke the corn farms!
Sam: NOOOOO JIM WAIT
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by anonymous November 6, 2020

Turd farming

The motion of wiping a post turd butt front to back and then a second wipe back to front

He’s really clean after turd farming

by Fogwater January 6, 2024

organic farming

Old Chinese slang term for spraying chemical at night

“I heard jim has taken up organic farming”

“Yea I seen him out spraying pretty late coming home from the bar”

by Therealbeeftits May 19, 2024

DOUBLE D FARM

THE PRODUCER OF THE BEST BIGGEST BEAUTIFUL BREASTS ALL NATURAL AND ORGANIC FROM SOUTH CAROLINA THE FINEST BOUNCY PERKY BIG DOUBLE D'S

double d's

WOW OH MY GOSH BRO, LOOK OVER THERE THAT GIRL IS STRAIGHT FROM THE DOUBLE D FARM WITHOUT A DOUBT.

by AXXLEROD July 26, 2021