Event Alerts

Event Alerts is a community on discord filled with 3 year old children that only speak brain rot.

Event Alerts is riddled with brain rot

by ItsJeff May 8, 2025

Eventium

The version 2.0 of the birthday or anniversary.

Person A: I'm turning 27 tomorrow!
Person B: You still celebrating birthdays? What are you, a boomer?
Person A: Huh?
Person B: When's your birthday?
Person A: February 27... 2000.
Person B: According to eventiumcalculator.com, you turn 1 billion seconds old on Thursday.
Person A: Whoa! Eventiums are way cooler than boomer birthdays. Where did you hear about them?
Person B: TikTok.
<laughter>

by Johnny Sprinkles May 10, 2025

evening

Part of the day that is between 18:00 to 00:00 (midnight).

Evening.

by Çyçyñyñy June 14, 2025

Even if

AND! AND...

Hym "EVEN IF... You needed me to think of a way to do it... An infection has been eating away at my brain for like 2 years now... So... I can barely remember whether or not I have to work tonight... Not that remembering schedules was my strong suite before not but, yeah, my cognition is down like 45%. I what saying it before. Unless I recover, you aren't getting anything profound out of this guy any time soon. I mean, I'm still better than the imposters though! Just beat one in Tekken the other day. Still the ultimate man."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2025

evening

Part/period of the day that goes from 18:00 until 23:59.

Evening.

by ÇÑÝÇÑÝÇÑÝ June 25, 2025

evening

Period from 18:00 (eighteen o'clock) until 23:59 (fifty-nine past twenty-three).

Evening.

by Venticinia July 9, 2025

evening

Period between 18:00 until 23:59.

Evening.

by Çwçwçwçwçw July 31, 2025