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Douche Bag Dad

Douche Bag Dad (n) (informal)
A divorced male who makes extremely poor decisions concerning the emotional health of his children.
He is someone who refuses to pay child support, cancels his co-parenting time regularly, and only exists to create turmoil for his ex-wife and children due to his sensitive feelings that are hurt easily since he's probably not physically or mentally abusing a female presently. This male is someone who is insecure, co-dependent, controlling, and manipulative. He is someone who dates a younger girl or someone that needs to wear the pants of the house for him. He is also the same guy who will harass his ex-wife, send threatening text messages, threaten and throw "divorce decrees" in her face, and then falsify a different story for the courtroom when he bailed out by mommy and her money. Be careful ladies, a warning sign might be that he calls his ex-wife once a week ,and probably other ex's. along with stalking, cyber stalking, AND using their job to do so. Beware, these characters are crafty fellows! He thinks he has won the lottery by marrying up and playing the "victim" and projecting such a perfect image to society...whatever, she/he will soon discover that he is just a douche bag dad.
You know Lynn's ex-husband Kent? He is such a "douche bag dad" when he holds the child support check just so he can find out what she's doing. Even when he "performs" like such a great dad for everyone.

The kid's dad definitely qualifies for the "douche bag dad" of the year award!
by Tac Ronin September 29, 2011
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Douche Shake

To shake hands like a douchebag. A ridiculous handshake. When a douchebag starts off to shake your hand with his elbow far up and out.
Have you seen the way Corey from Pawn Stars shakes hands? That's a total douche shake.
by ZeeLeader July 13, 2012
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Sports Douche

A person who's a fan of the New York Yankees, Los Angeles Lakers and Dallas Cowboys. Only watches their teams when they're in the playoffs. When their team wins, they're obnoxious. When their team loses, they don't care. So, smack talking with them is never fun. They can never hold up an argument about sports. Most of the time, they don't even know any of their team's players except for their best player.

Jack Nicholson: Ultimate Sports Douche; Yankees and Lakers season ticket holder.
Look at that sports douche at the end of the bar. Rooting for the Lakers when they score but doesn't understand what's even going on in the game. He's wearing a Yankees hat and a Cowboys sweatshirt. Wait... is that Jack Nicholson?
by Loyal_Fan November 1, 2010
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Goober Douche

Goober Douche: Someone highly annoying and/or stupid who is also a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about who also wears white sunglasses!
Omg Steven is such a goober douche! He thinks he is hot shit but aint shit at all!
by CrimesStopperPunk May 18, 2011
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boss douche

A low to mid management type that is generally clueless and ineffective at their job but always know how to do yours. More often than not named Brandon.
Boss douche said we're working over tonight.
by LilCam April 25, 2015
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Cliche music douche

A douche bag who says something cliche towards there love for music, usually trying to make themselves try and fit into a stereotype
Tryhard: "mann, music is my life, i would litterally kill myself with out it"

Kid: "shut up your such a cliche music douche."
by (xo)mom October 27, 2009
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Douchebag Effect

Aptly describes the multiplication of Douchebags at a party your hosting. This exponential reproduction usually takes place via txt message or phone call.

Your party begins with 70 people you know and ends with 300 you don't.

Things that are often broken or defaced by those caught up in the douchebag effect include but are not limited to:

Broken Stairs
Broken Floors
Broken Fridges
Broken Windows
Broken Couches
Broken Tables
Broken Speakers
Blood on the walls
Towels used as Toilet Paper
Walls spray painted on
Windows tagged
Stolen Laptops
Stolen Ipods
Stolen Booze
The playing cards you were using to play drinking games with said douchebags in an attempt to make it somewhat enjoyable....... stolen.
Beds peed on
Fire hydrants broken and parts tossed onto your roof.
Nathan: "Hey Tom you recognize any of these 150 people in our living room?"
Tom: "Nope."
Ryan: "They stole my beer and broke our fridge."
Nathan: "Friggin douchebag effect."
by TheFormer360Boyz April 7, 2009
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