The dusty sponge is a sexual act in which the dominator (usually male) artificially increases the size of an (usually womans) asshole to the point where he can insert a fist. He then grabs his dick and cums in her asshole, spits in her asshole and then proceeds to fist her with a sponge in his hand, collecting all of the juices he proceeds to grab her hair from behind and squeeze the sponge over her eyes.
Mark: Yo bro you see Paul do The Dusty Sponge to Robert last weekend?
Brian: Yeah bro shit was insane!
Brian: Yeah bro shit was insane!
by The Dusty Sponge November 26, 2022
A dusty bird is someone who thinks they are attractive on the outside and better than anyone else to the highest degree even though they do not deserve any praise because of their shallow and condescending behavior.
The term "dusty bird" came from the word dusty meaning disrespectful, unattractive, or rude, and bird referring to someone who is socially inept or lacking in sophistication behind closed doors.
The term "dusty bird" came from the word dusty meaning disrespectful, unattractive, or rude, and bird referring to someone who is socially inept or lacking in sophistication behind closed doors.
by Type2GenomeManiac January 27, 2024
A mid to late 30s white male with a receding hairline, and to top it off a head shaped like a thumb.
by Ladyford September 23, 2017
by Search it up then March 01, 2024
by Search it up then March 01, 2024
Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.
"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."
"Dusty wagon?"
"She was a dry ride...."
"Ouch."
"Chapped shafts all around bro...."
*tear rolls down eye*
"Dusty wagon?"
"She was a dry ride...."
"Ouch."
"Chapped shafts all around bro...."
*tear rolls down eye*
by rocket_cat October 22, 2014
You just received the chocolate dusty
by Chocolate dusty May 08, 2024