Taint Diamond

A lab-grown diamond using carbonized public hair rather than cremains or scalp hair as the base carbon for the stone.

Bill wanted to ensure that any diamond he gave his wife was not a Blood Diamond, so he saved her public trimmings and had a lab-grown Taint Diamond made for her.

by portlandyakuza May 19, 2024

lucky diamond

A bad ass, life taking, music making sex machine devoted to BEER and the pursuit of metal .

"I'm having such an awesome day, must be the Lucky Diamond in me"

by Madirishguy July 11, 2014

Jack of Diamonds

A gay or bi male of any race who has an exclusive or overwhelming sexual preference for Asian Men. Usually those who like being sexually dominated through raceplay.

"I've heard you had a thing for Asian dudes"

"Yeah I'm such a Jack of Diamonds, they're so hot"

by youngthirsty11 June 29, 2024

diamond handy

The act of your wife giving her a boyfriend a tug job while you watch epic gains on $GME from greedy hedge funds.

I was so busy watching my gain porn, I didn't even notice my wife was giving Melvin the 'ol diamond handy.

by Jdizzle30 January 30, 2021

diamond side down

When you get slapped by someone who has turned their engagement ring over so that when they slap you with their ring it will add +20 strength and +15 bleed damage.

Mark: Don't talk back to me
Jules: *turns her ring over so the pointy side is showing*
Mark: Are you going to hit me diamond side down? I got that for you bitch
Jules: *slaps him diamond side down*
Mark: Whore now I'm bleeding!

by kenndedy October 4, 2022

Diamond Trifecta

A woman who not only is amazing intimately but also in the kitchen. A woman who can be honest, faithful, real and true.

Dimond Trifecta. i won everything when that woman said she be mine. Unreplaceable unique one of a kind Diamond Trifecta.

by AlphaFemaleWolf75 September 13, 2021

diamond/bubbles

A single individual so disconnected from what's occurring around them that they are perpetually attempting to control things and appear as though they've come out on top, even though they're pretty much mentally incompetent.

"This group chat has a gigantic diamond/bubbles and it's really pissing the actual authority off."

by Vorchevsky October 5, 2017