The art of placing turds on a mates forehead while they are stone cold drunk in the pattern of a crown. Upon waking, the hours have slightly dried out the turds to a crust that must be scrubbed off.
Gary passed out last weekend and we decided to make him a crusty crown so everyone at the party knew who the king was.
by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014
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When your fingering your girl and suddenly fist her, forming your hand into a claw and yell money, money, money
Julian: Yo man you got some pussy last night
Kenny: Yeah man it was great I pulled the crusty lobster on her
Kenny: Yeah man it was great I pulled the crusty lobster on her
by Chad kindle July 30, 2019
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"Where's Olivia, I haven't seen her in a while?"
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