Cute ass nigga get all the bitches and funniest nigga doesn't even need to try over all just a Chad and comes with At least 8 inches is 7'9 tall you wanna fuck this nigga if you dont kill yourself
by Patric kellon October 31, 2020
Get the jose carlosmug. This dude not nice to his friends and bullies them. He doesn’t even have a GF. He’s like that kid that yells “I LIKE TURTLES.”He’s lonely for now. And has to have friends so he won’t be lonely.
Carlos, that dude
by Riki13 October 23, 2019
Get the Carlosmug. Is a really hot guy mostly known for The Flash as Cisco, where he plays a super hot , cute and smart nerd who loves to give villains names
Ohh btw THIS GUY CAN SING , and ohhh boiiiii he knows what his doing ..
Ohh btw THIS GUY CAN SING , and ohhh boiiiii he knows what his doing ..
Me: OmG The Flash is starting I have to watch it
* also me:* only focusing on Cisco (Carlos Valdes) and don't even care what is happening to Barry(aka Flash)
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* also me:* only focusing on Cisco (Carlos Valdes) and don't even care what is happening to Barry(aka Flash)
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by Jamjamisdead October 17, 2017
Get the carlos valdesmug. 
Not a male stripper. Men named Carlos are in fact not coordinated. they will dance at the family get together but the family will be disappointed. Don't respect women. Commit racisms.
by ourgodallmighty October 27, 2021
Get the Carlosmug. Hop on carlos is when you have hard-core anal butsex with a friend group of 3 people while eating your own microwaved shit mixed with throw up and watch spedman no way to africa.
Hey man wanna hop on carlos later on while we listen to 3 little monkeys sitting on a bed?
Sure man let me ask our other friends
Sure man let me ask our other friends
by Samuel Contreras March 8, 2022
Get the Hop on carlosmug.