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Dusty Cannon

When you insert a large amount of powder into one's vagina, lift your legs into the air and queef to launch a puff of dust into the air.
Man, last night Courtney jammed some cinnamon in her cooch and queefed it out, it was like a dusty cannon
by Praatus July 5, 2025
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Milwaukee Cheese Cannon

A grotesquely legendary gastrointestinal event, triggered by consuming an obscene quantity of Wisconsin dairy—typically a cocktail of deep-fried cheese curds, Velveeta nachos, and lukewarm gas station string cheese.

Once internal pressure reaches critical mass, the “cheese cannon” fires from the posterior with such force, velocity, and dairy-rich viscosity that it leaves a trail of molten shame wherever it lands.

Known for its violent splatter radius, unholy aroma, and permanent emotional damage to anyone within 15 feet. Often accompanied by a war cry of “Go Pack GO!” and a complete loss of dignity.

⚠️ Not to be attempted without a hazmat suit and a priest on standby.
After three plates of loaded cheddar fries and a bucket of queso dip, Kyle let off a Milwaukee Cheese Cannon in the porta-potty at Lambeau.
by Pseudonymless name July 7, 2025
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Sausage Roll Cannons

When you roll so much sausage that your forearms blow up to the size of a Cannons.
"Fuck Alex has some big Sausage Roll Cannons he must really be into power lifting, Nah man he just rolls alot of sausage."
by The Ginger Tornado July 11, 2025
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The nit cannon

The nit cannon is when someone has pubic lice and they crawl into your anus and eat the poop and when you have violent anal with someone they will get the nits in the tip of their penis and when they pee they will shoot the nits out
Guy 1: Hey do you want to do anal?
Girl 1: No sorry I have pubic lice
Guy 1: Its okay! We can do the nit cannon
by heixso July 23, 2025
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Orbital Strike Cannon

a working nuke in Minecraft that can blow up any coordinates you want (often referenced/built on the Lifesteal SMP)
"Squiddo please don't build another Orbital Strike Cannon."
"Minute can build Orbital Strike Cannons faster than anyone I've ever seen bro."
by haterggs August 4, 2025
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Cannons

by DS798 August 27, 2025
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Vietnamese Cannon

One person (male or female) gets into doggy style, then another person injects napalm into person one’s rectum. After prepped you light the rectum area on fire, creating gas from the napalm to build in the rectum and eventually explodes out the butthole like a cannon.
Henry: my butthole NEEDS some heat, you tryna Vietnamese cannon me??

Tyrone: absolutely, I love when it flies out your ass.
by Socrates_the_philosopher September 17, 2025
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